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« on: December 02, 2006, 09:17:09 AM »

Worst Robber Ever. This my friends, is how not to rob a liquor store.
go to --> http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20823
and push PLAY
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2006, 10:17:52 AM »

Hehehehehehehe - that's too funny!

How not to rob a bank - as demonstrated by one of my husband's classmates. . .

Do not use a paint ball gun - with the air cylinder still attached so everyone can tell what it is.

Do not pick accomplices who will panic and drive off without you when you come running out of the bank.

Do not assume that a bandanna over your face is sufficient camouflage when you are the only guy in the whole town with dyed green hair.

Do not rob the bank in your small home town where all the tellers went to high school with you.

The teller couldn't think of his name, since he was 3 years behind her in school, so the cops went over to the high school and borrowed an old year book so she could make the id.

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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2006, 10:46:03 AM »

All this would have been prevented if they had jobs. uh ummm GET a JOB!
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2006, 05:07:28 PM »

You've got to be kidding, is this for real??  what an idiot  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2006, 09:24:39 AM »

So, guys, let's hear what kind of job you think this character is suited for.  How about crash test dummy?
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2006, 11:15:59 AM »

Chimney sweep!
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2006, 05:58:29 AM »

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