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« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2010, 07:28:35 AM »
   Ah, but lest I forget.  What about the toad!  Are not the toad and the frog brothers?  Do they not come from the same common origin?   :oops;  wrong topic.  Forget that. 
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« Reply #51 on: January 22, 2010, 07:31:33 AM »
   Ask   Dan      I think the toad is a part of that reincarnation deal that Dan is working on.....   he to wants to be a prince...
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« Reply #52 on: January 22, 2010, 07:34:54 AM »
       After gret study and contemplation, I have come to this conclusion
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« Reply #53 on: January 22, 2010, 05:01:59 PM »
If your toad sits on the same dodo as my frog, does that suggest they are different aspects of the same deity?
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« Reply #54 on: January 23, 2010, 02:59:45 AM »
dear Aleta (BTW, my best friend is also Aleta.... she thought she was the only one in the world, but she has not yet heard the word of the frog according to willow)
now that i'm a born again froggian would i be known as a froglic since i was once a catholic? are there different denominations of froggians..... eg froglicks, bapfrogs, frogodists, uniting frogs, church of frogs?

I vote we don't let the scientists into the church of frog, they would just disect our holy frog!

But Alas, i think i may be going straight to the bottom of the pond instead of to the great log in the sky, i once worked in a french restaurant and we served frogs legs, do you think the almighty frog will forgive me?
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« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2010, 12:22:21 PM »
      Stody, yes.   ::)
      Jenny, I think the great frog will forgive you, but did you eat them yourself? I hope not then you might have a one way trip to the frozen desert.  Yes, according "the Book of The Frog", sorry.  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
      Yes there are many denominations. Tree frogs, swamp frogs, rainforest frogs all have their meetings where they ribbit in their knowledge of the great frog.   :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
 
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« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2010, 01:10:10 PM »
In the words of the great frog
 :guitar: 'It's not easy being green'
I think this shows the great frog was indeed on dialysis as we all know being green is a common feature!  :puke;
All hail the great frog!!  (And Pope Willow of course - all donations to be sent to Pope Willow, who will of COURSE use every cent to help those poor frogs in need...
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« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2010, 01:23:18 PM »
Omg, I love frog legs.  I've eaten so many in my life.  I am going to confession right now.  But really now, what does the survey say?
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« Reply #58 on: January 23, 2010, 05:36:03 PM »
well i've done a quick count Dan and it would appear that:

81.25% of responder to this thread believe in the great frog whilst 18.75% either don't believe or haven't committed their beliefs as yet. So in that i would assume that that means that we are correct and all thise who don't believe are going straight to the bottom of the murkey pond, never to see the glory of the great frog on the dodo when they die.

Perhaps we need to send them a copy of the Book of Frog (Willow translation) so that they are enlightened and see their way to the true TRUTH!

PS. Rob, i never ate the frogs legs, only served them to the horrid customers.... thinking back though they too must have heard the word as not many chose to eat the legs, most went for the snails.  Also Rob, All hail the hypnotoad could be quite accurate here in OZ, in Queensland we have the cane toad (not as pretty as our great Frog but still a very powerful diety) when some naughty dogs eat the cane toads they become high becuase they secrete a neuro toxin that sends the dog on a trip. The Cane Toad was worshipped here in the 70's, it was a fake idol (kind of like the X factor) but they knew no better. they have now heard the word of the Frog and now live by our example.
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« Reply #59 on: January 24, 2010, 08:45:02 AM »
I can announce the new "Froday" translation of the Holy Book of Frog.

The earlier Willow translation included a grave error. "Toad" was mistranslated as "turd" and delicately rendered in The Book as dodo. So the new translation has the Frog sitting on the Toad.

This makes it clear that all the crap in the world is deposited on the Toad; Toad believers are shown to be devil-worshippers and shall be defriended and disfellowshipped.
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« Reply #60 on: January 24, 2010, 10:00:46 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #61 on: February 04, 2010, 08:41:07 AM »
  UPDATE !!!!!     UPDATE  !!!!!        the frogs are back  and they are looking for more housing, more post to sit on .....   
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« Reply #62 on: February 04, 2010, 08:52:05 AM »
A serious question:

Did the frogs make an exodus to the promised land of toad?
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« Reply #63 on: February 04, 2010, 09:00:03 AM »
Yes Aleta    they were gone for such a long time.....   there goodbye journals were very touching with the promise of return......  the promise land of toad was not all that it was crack up to be and they have return home with the promise of a brighter turd to sit on.....
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« Reply #64 on: February 04, 2010, 01:51:14 PM »
Well, it promises in the turd book of frog that there will be a reign of toads.

 :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #65 on: February 05, 2010, 08:40:02 AM »
Quote from: willowtreewren on February 04, 2010, 01:51:14 PM
Well, it promises in the turd book of frog that there will be a reign of toads.

 :rofl; :rofl;

No, that's "rain".   ::)
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« Reply #66 on: February 05, 2010, 09:26:15 AM »
OH, pardon me, I thought the rain was frog pee!

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #67 on: February 05, 2010, 10:35:57 AM »
   And might I just add, ALL HAIL THE HYNO TOAD!!!!!!!!!! :bow; :bow; :bow;
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« Reply #68 on: February 09, 2010, 01:45:51 PM »
why not sit on dodo --- there were be plenty of flies to feast on  :waiting;
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« Reply #69 on: February 09, 2010, 01:53:35 PM »
Who could passover the feast of the flies?  :clap;
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« Reply #70 on: February 11, 2010, 11:51:00 AM »
   why do they sit on dodo?  Because they can, and no one told them they couldn't
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« Reply #71 on: February 11, 2010, 06:13:25 PM »
they all went to dodo study school.... They were taught by the finest teachers from Frog Universty and specialized in fly recall......   
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« Reply #72 on: February 13, 2010, 01:07:24 AM »
 :rofl;  :rofl;   :rofl;  :rofl;   This thread made me laugh out loud... I think I woke my husband up I was laughing so loud!


I am now a believer in the book of frog. I have been converted!
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« Reply #73 on: February 13, 2010, 01:06:59 PM »
Oh, Holy Frog cr@p! Another convert!  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #74 on: February 13, 2010, 03:15:01 PM »
    Sure seems like a epidemic.....     Dan's Donkeys
                                                  Robs  hamsters....
                                                  tyeflys  Frogs.....
                                                  Aleta........ still looking  ??????     :rofl;     :rofl;   

                     
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