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« Reply #75 on: May 04, 2010, 04:06:32 PM » |
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Why does 50 and sunny feel so warm in the spring and so chilly in the fall?
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« Reply #76 on: May 04, 2010, 08:52:19 PM » |
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or so cold in SoCal and so warm in CT?
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« Reply #77 on: May 05, 2010, 05:16:25 PM » |
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Why do some 50 year old women still look young? Like ****** (I dare not mention her name. She might not be 50 yet  ) |
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Diagnosed stage 3 CKD May 2003
AV fistula placed June 2009
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Heart Attacks June 2005; October 2010; July 2011
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« Reply #78 on: May 05, 2010, 07:35:17 PM » |
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Why do I look so young?
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« Reply #79 on: May 05, 2010, 10:14:48 PM » |
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« Reply #80 on: May 06, 2010, 12:12:03 AM » |
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The new game show on NBC called "Minute to Win it" looks like an hour of every bad bridal and baby shower game ever invented - only thing it lacks are dish towels for prizes...
I don't look at game shows, they always make me feel dumb. So what. if I really am dumb, I don't want to know it. |
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Death is not extinguishing the light;
it is putting out the lamp because the dawn has come.
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« Reply #81 on: May 11, 2010, 07:25:03 PM » |
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Hot glue guns make really strange popping noises when they catch on fire.
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« Reply #82 on: May 13, 2010, 01:12:08 PM » |
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Why is a caregivers work never done? Is it because we don't get up early enough?
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« Reply #83 on: May 13, 2010, 01:24:46 PM » |
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I started to complain and then deleted my post. I can't believe how lucky I am to have 3 happy, healthy good kids. I have no right to complain. I love them sooooooo much! I am truly blessed.
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« Reply #84 on: May 13, 2010, 02:08:06 PM » |
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Just sent some money to my daughter who is in Puerto Rico awaiting the birth of her second son (due in a month or so). She had a hard time finding a Western Union, and ended up walking in a place she did not know and could not find anyone to tell her where it was. She made me stay online because she was a bit apprehensive. Anyway, she just told me that she got the money. I told her please get a taxi back to the hotel.
I still remember how that man killed a pregnant woman who was jogging in Puerto Rico.
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« Reply #85 on: May 15, 2010, 11:04:02 AM » |
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Is "genius" the ability to make the complicated seem simple?
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« Reply #86 on: May 15, 2010, 11:31:25 AM » |
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I think genius is the ability to understand the complicated as if it was simple. Making the complicated seem simple is the mark of a good teacher, not necessarily the sign of true genius.  |
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« Reply #87 on: May 15, 2010, 12:11:34 PM » |
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Hmmm, I seem to make the simple seem complicated. What do you call that?
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« Reply #88 on: May 15, 2010, 01:00:46 PM » |
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A less than talented teacher?  I dunno.... |
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« Reply #89 on: May 15, 2010, 01:37:40 PM » |
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Hmmm, I seem to make the simple seem complicated. What do you call that?
Normal! |
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« Reply #90 on: May 15, 2010, 09:01:37 PM » |
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I just thought about why a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could, it's the darn nextar or other type of food they have a crave for  |
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Diabetes - age 7
Neuropathy in legs age 10
Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
-glaucoma and surgery for that
-cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
- vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection
Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000
Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000
Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures - Priceless
No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #91 on: May 15, 2010, 09:15:46 PM » |
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Facebook tells when you added a friend, but not when you un-friend them.
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« Reply #92 on: September 29, 2010, 10:33:43 PM » |
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Random "karma's a *itch" thought for the day...
Ernesto Miranda was arrested for kidnapping and raping a teenage girl. He confessed after two hours in interrogation, but he had not been informed of his rights. He was found guilty at a trial that used his confession as evidence. His appeal went all the way to the Supreme Court, which tossed his confession. The resulting legal requirement that cops tell you your rights when you are arrested is now named after him - the Miranda warning that we all know from countless TV shows. "You have the right to remain silent......"
Ernesto was retried on the kidnapping and rape charges, and still found guilty, even without the confession. He served his sentence and was released. He was killed not long after in a bar fight. Cops arrested the only likely suspect. They had to release him without charges because they had insufficient evidence and no confession. Why was that? Because the suspect was read his Miranda warning and chose to remain silent.....
Karma.
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« Reply #93 on: September 29, 2010, 11:34:24 PM » |
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« Reply #94 on: March 17, 2011, 02:57:35 PM » |
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 2 random thoughts for the day.... Why don't Dollar Stores sell Lotto tickets? And in honor of St Pat's Day - My Irish great-grandfather Frank McNulty seduced my then-15 year old great-grandmother Leona, a penniless orphan who was working for little more than room and board at the Detroit boarding house G-gramps was staying at. As soon as G-gram told him she was pregnant, he split town and changed his name. My mom tracked 16 generations worth of family tree. The only thing we know for sure about G-gramps is he not only didn't take care of G-gram and her daughter, but he never contacted his wife and kids back in the old country again either! So why is it that my grandmother was the one everyone called a bas***d? 
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« Reply #95 on: March 17, 2011, 10:56:11 PM » |
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I love this thread!!
Why is it where you PARK your car is called a DRIVEWAY and where you DRIVE your car is called a PARKWAY?
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Born with autosomal recessive polycystic kidney disease
1995 - AV Fistula placed
Dec 7, 1999 cadaver transplant saved me from childhood dialysis!
10 transplant years = spleenectomy, gall bladder removed, liver biopsy, bone marrow aspiration.
July 27, 2010 Started dialysis for the first time ever.
June 21, 2011 2nd kidney nonrelated living donor
September 2013 Liver Cancer tumor.
October 2013 Ablation of liver tumor.
Now scans every 3 months to watch for new tumors.
Now Status 7 on the wait list for a liver.
How about another decade of solid health?
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« Reply #96 on: March 18, 2011, 12:57:08 AM » |
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My husband is snoring.
I'm off to have some toast.
It's late.
There's a rerun of Piers Morgan interviewing Netanyahu on TV.
Good night!
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"Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think? I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but instead you always get a chicken. Or a duck. Or whatever they're programmed to be. You never get anything interesting, like regret, or the middle of last week."
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« Reply #97 on: March 18, 2011, 02:32:24 AM » |
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Please note: I am no expert. Advise given is not medical advise but from my own experience or research. Or just a feeling...
South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #98 on: March 18, 2011, 06:28:35 AM » |
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In England lately it just rains everyday!
Yet we'll still have water shortages and hosepipe bans in the summer. Why?
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10 years of half a life 3 years HD 1st transplant Feb 08 failed after 3 months Back to HD 2nd transplant Dec 10 failed after 11 months Difficult times with a femoral line and catching MSSA (Thank you Plymouth Hospital) Back on HD (not easy to do that third time around) Fighting hard (two years on) to do home HD ... watch this space! Oh and I am am getting married 1/08/15 to my wonderful partner Drew!!! The power of optimism over common sense  |
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« Reply #99 on: March 19, 2011, 06:00:35 AM » |
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How come the clouds come in evening and disappears mid-morning with one drop of rain.
Haven't had any significant amount of rain since September. Anyone know of any charms, potions or chants to bring the rains.
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)
Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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