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« on: May 05, 2009, 01:41:07 PM »
I was checking out Blue Bell and I saw the Moose Tracks ice cream -
Chris posted that is what freaking ice cream would look like -
he was so right -
made me laugh after four hours of D and I have to go back tomorrow for three hours
( I was sick Monday )
thanks Chris and thanks Kitkatz for asking the question
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2009, 03:17:35 PM »
http://www.moosetracks.com/
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2009, 03:11:09 AM »
Glad I made you laugh, it's what I try to do mostly. Humor has gotten me through lots.
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2009, 03:53:07 AM »
and Chris ------ humor is your calling  :rofl;
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2009, 08:24:08 AM »
Quote from: twirl on May 14, 2009, 03:53:07 AM
and Chris ------ humor is your calling  :rofl;

I thought the girls were Chris' calling too - specially AB!!!!  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2009, 09:08:51 AM »
Quote from: RichardMEL on May 14, 2009, 08:24:08 AM
Quote from: twirl on May 14, 2009, 03:53:07 AM
and Chris ------ humor is your calling  :rofl;

I thought the girls were Chris' calling too - specially AB!!!!  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

She needs calling!  She is close to writing men out of her life!   She thinks the male species is pretty stupid right now.
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2009, 10:46:25 AM »
Quote from: paris on May 14, 2009, 09:08:51 AM
She needs calling!  She is close to writing men out of her life!   She thinks the male species is pretty stupid right now.

Wouldn't that be the wrong time to call?
Call to be a punching bag doesn't sound good, best to wait till she doesn't want to kill us off.
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Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
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     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2009, 11:31:35 AM »
No that is the best time to call. You give her a shoulder to lean on, and show her not all guys are jerks.  Score some major browine points.
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2009, 03:42:05 PM »
chris   --- you are the most unjerkish guy around and you are so darn cute   ( un - jerk - ish )
call her please
  ( see David13 --- I can make-up words also )
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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2009, 10:51:16 PM »
Now is not the best time to call, my voice is weak and lately been sleeping during the day and evening and most of the night. Don't want to startle her with a text message kate at night. Last one I sent, she did forget who I was though, so I said I was Richardmel.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2009, 02:01:27 AM »
Quote from: Chris on May 14, 2009, 10:51:16 PM
Now is not the best time to call, my voice is weak and lately been sleeping during the day and evening and most of the night. Don't want to startle her with a text message kate at night. Last one I sent, she did forget who I was though, so I said I was Richardmel.

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2009, 08:05:39 AM »
Quote from: paris on May 14, 2009, 09:08:51 AM
Quote from: RichardMEL on May 14, 2009, 08:24:08 AM
Quote from: twirl on May 14, 2009, 03:53:07 AM
and Chris ------ humor is your calling  :rofl;

I thought the girls were Chris' calling too - specially AB!!!!  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

She needs calling!  She is close to writing men out of her life!   She thinks the male species is pretty stupid right now.

hey it's not my fault that I tried to text her and she didn't get it :( I tried...

poor AB... I send her *hugs* 
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2009, 08:06:38 AM »
Quote from: Chris on May 14, 2009, 10:51:16 PM
Now is not the best time to call, my voice is weak and lately been sleeping during the day and evening and most of the night. Don't want to startle her with a text message kate at night. Last one I sent, she did forget who I was though, so I said I was Richardmel.

Hilarious!!  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Chris made me laugh at home today!!  :2thumbsup; :yahoo;
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2009, 08:14:13 AM »
Quote from: Chris on May 14, 2009, 10:51:16 PM
Now is not the best time to call, my voice is weak and lately been sleeping during the day and evening and most of the night. Don't want to startle her with a text message kate at night. Last one I sent, she did forget who I was though, so I said I was Richardmel.

And she immediately replied  "HI Chris!!".  Richard she is still waiting for that elusive text that must have been routed through Hawaii and just stayed there   :2thumbsup;    I am ready for the good guys to come out of the woodwork and prove to her that there are really good guys with sweet hearts out there.   They are out there, aren't they??
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2009, 08:52:15 AM »
hmm Paris maybe I need to give you MY number to pass to her so we can see if she can get to me....

Of course there are sweet lovely men out there... just look at the IHD population!! Lots of us here!!!

I am sorry AB is down... I send her yet more hugs :)  :cuddle; :cuddle; :cuddle; :cuddle;
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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2009, 09:45:42 AM »

She needs calling!  She is close to writing men out of her life!   She thinks the male species is pretty
stupid right now.

paris   does she think that b/c of the person ( I'm being so nice ) her brother married --
         thinking it was a bad choice and men are stupid
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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2009, 04:16:57 PM »
No Twirl, she loves her brother very much.  She has been avoiding her emotions for awhile. She ended a long relationship when she was in Paris, and hasn't let herself grieve yet.  In the meantime, she keeps meeting one stupid man after another.  Guys!! Why is it so hard to be yourself, drop all the lines, and be nice??   I keep saying their are good guys out there but right now, they are few and far between.  Except all her gay friends   :rofl;  They commiserate with her and take very good care of her.   :2thumbsup; 
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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2009, 05:25:46 PM »
I am sure she loves her brother --- I thought maybe she was upset at who is her new sister-in-law
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2009, 07:30:04 PM »
excuse me.. I am not gay !
 
 :rofl;
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« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2009, 08:55:33 AM »
 :rofl;   :rofl;         Richard, we need you to get that transplant and fly over here!   Wouldn't that solve your dating situation and Beth's attitude about men??   (or she could just run away again, this time to Australia)
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« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2009, 09:34:52 AM »
Quote from: RichardMEL on May 16, 2009, 07:30:04 PM
excuse me.. I am not gay !
 
 :rofl;


who in the world thought you were gay ?
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« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2009, 10:03:46 AM »
Twirl, because he is one of Beth's friends!  He just wanted to make sure no one was confusing him with her other friends!   :rofl;
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« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2009, 06:32:59 AM »
I am doing everything I can do to make it so (hi Kitkatz :) ) alas that probably involes keeping my phone charged and glaring at it from time to timw wishing it would wrong... though sometimes I wish it would be a girl on the other end and other times I weish it would be a kidney offer... so if a woman calls with a kidney offer and she sounds hot I know it will be a good one!!  :rofl;
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« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2009, 02:27:10 PM »
Chris   get out of the hospital   I need you to make me laugh  :'(
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« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2009, 11:13:32 PM »
I'll still try to. Had over 650 emails in my inbox, 95% from IHD post.

Going in the hospital was the only way I could let David win for more than a minute  :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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