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« Reply #1250 on: December 13, 2010, 02:19:57 PM »
thegrammalady is neither.
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« Reply #1251 on: December 13, 2010, 03:13:09 PM »
Quote from: MooseMom on December 13, 2010, 02:19:57 PM
thegrammalady is neither.


 :rofl;  i really don't think this is a lie!
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« Reply #1252 on: December 13, 2010, 10:07:15 PM »
The Grammalady is a compulsive lier.....  :urcrazy;
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« Reply #1253 on: December 13, 2010, 11:23:38 PM »
Des tells the truth ALL the time.
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

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« Reply #1254 on: December 14, 2010, 10:57:25 PM »
ChickenLittle56 says he is from Texas but really he lives in New York City in Trump Towers. As a matter of fact he really owns the building and lent it to Donald.
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« Reply #1255 on: December 14, 2010, 11:40:19 PM »
YLGuy owns a pig farm in the middle of Iowa and has just women working for him. His highlight of the day is when they clean out the mud pit.

Quote from: YLGuy on December 14, 2010, 10:57:25 PM
ChickenLittle56 says he is from Texas but really he lives in New York City in Trump Towers. As a matter of fact he really owns the building and lent it to Donald.

Don't I wish :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #1256 on: December 14, 2010, 11:49:58 PM »
ChickenLittle56 is also a part owner of the Yankees but the team doesn't like to talk about it.

Quote from: ChickenLittle56 on December 14, 2010, 11:40:19 PM
YLGuy owns a pig farm in the middle of Iowa and has just women working for him. His highlight of the day is when they clean out the mud pit.

Don't I wish!  :rofl;
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« Reply #1257 on: December 15, 2010, 11:38:16 AM »
ylguy doesn't really live on an island he lives on the left or right side of a bridge depending on which direction you're traveling
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« Reply #1258 on: December 15, 2010, 03:55:26 PM »
That's not the wolf lurking in the deep, dark and scary forest after Little Red Riding Hood thats THEGRANDMALADY!!!
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #1259 on: December 16, 2010, 10:33:57 AM »
Quote from: ChickenLittle56 on December 15, 2010, 03:55:26 PM
That's not the wolf lurking in the deep, dark and scary forest after Little Red Riding Hood thats THEGRANDMALADY!!!

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;


little red's basket holds a chicken dinner, little chicken
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
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« Reply #1260 on: December 16, 2010, 02:11:51 PM »
thegrammalady is really a grampa
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« Reply #1261 on: December 16, 2010, 05:18:55 PM »
LooneyTunes likes to dance to the organ music from the Phantom of the Opera.

Quote from: thegrammalady on December 16, 2010, 10:33:57 AM

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little red's basket holds a chicken dinner, little chicken

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #1262 on: December 16, 2010, 05:51:14 PM »
Chicken little is a sheep in wolf's clothing.
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #1263 on: December 16, 2010, 06:35:06 PM »
Kitkatz goes to the mall every day starting the day after Thanksgiving to sit on Santa's lap.
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« Reply #1264 on: December 16, 2010, 07:00:44 PM »
Oh baby! You betcha! I got a thing for Santa.

YLGuy dresses up as Santa and flirts with the unsuspecting housewives in the mall!
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lifenotonthelist.com

Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1265 on: December 19, 2010, 10:43:22 AM »
kitkatz and her big stick work for the mall police
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
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« Reply #1266 on: December 19, 2010, 04:00:42 PM »
ok you guys........ this IS the truth!!!  this has got to be my favorite thread... I sit here and laugh and laugh and hubby wonders what im up to...  I LOVE it.. keep up your evil ways  :rofl;
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« Reply #1267 on: December 19, 2010, 04:16:51 PM »
Boswife doesn't know what she is talking about! :angel;
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #1268 on: December 19, 2010, 07:16:25 PM »
oh yea, well chicken little never ate an egg in his life
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He started dialysis April 09
We thank God for every day we are blessed to have together.
november 2010, patiently (ha!) waiting our turn for NxStage training
January 14,2011 home with NxStage
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« Reply #1269 on: December 19, 2010, 11:16:20 PM »
boswife is really sluffswife.
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« Reply #1270 on: December 20, 2010, 05:50:15 PM »
and moosemom, well ya know that pic of del with that moosehead on her ride,,,,,,,, well though it wasnt MOOSEMOM herself, it WAS a cousin of hers
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im a california wife and cargiver to my hubby
He started dialysis April 09
We thank God for every day we are blessed to have together.
november 2010, patiently (ha!) waiting our turn for NxStage training
January 14,2011 home with NxStage
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« Reply #1271 on: December 20, 2010, 07:52:37 PM »
Boswife asked del for the moosehead because she wants to mount in the front of her car.
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« Reply #1272 on: December 20, 2010, 09:45:38 PM »
YLGuy is REALLY a Bears fan and hates the Giants.
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #1273 on: December 20, 2010, 09:54:03 PM »
(I was hating the Giants yesterday!)  :rofl;

CL56 got paid $10/hour to shovel the field for Monday Night Football.
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« Reply #1274 on: December 20, 2010, 11:46:52 PM »
Ylguy is a chicken farmer from Kentucky, and he hates animals that is why he slaughters chickens.

 :angel;
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South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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