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« Reply #1200 on: January 02, 2010, 07:24:10 AM »
Slywalker vacations in hyper space. 
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« Reply #1201 on: January 02, 2010, 08:15:19 AM »
FC has secret rendezvous with Slywalker in hyperspace.
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« Reply #1202 on: January 02, 2010, 02:20:53 PM »
Aleta is a mean person, oh boy, that is funny!!!I just love that girl  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #1203 on: January 02, 2010, 02:57:48 PM »
Jean is a Hooter's waitress!!!    I saw her!   whoot-whoo!!!!   :cheer:
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Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
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Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT!  :D
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« Reply #1204 on: January 02, 2010, 04:13:02 PM »
Kelly misses her stent. I heard her begging to get another one!  :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #1205 on: January 02, 2010, 07:45:13 PM »
Quote from: Jean on January 02, 2010, 02:20:53 PM
Aleta is a mean person, oh boy, that is funny!!!I just love that girl  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Now that is a real lie!!!

Aleta likes to dress as a play boy bunny while she is hooking Carl up to dialysis!!
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« Reply #1206 on: January 02, 2010, 07:54:06 PM »
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Aleta likes to dress as a play boy bunny while she is hooking Carl up to dialysis!!

I thought I had kept that a secret!  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Del doesn't have any friends on IHD!  It's because she is so intolerant :bow;
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« Reply #1207 on: January 02, 2010, 07:56:30 PM »
Quote from: del on January 02, 2010, 07:45:13 PM


Aleta likes to dress as a play boy bunny while she is hooking Carl up to dialysis!!

So that's what was going on with Carl while in Chat  :rofl;

Del took all my chocolate New Years Day and left me with celery sticks!  :puke;
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Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
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Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
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« Reply #1208 on: January 02, 2010, 11:00:08 PM »
Quote from: willowtreewren on January 02, 2010, 04:13:02 PM
Kelly misses her stent. I heard her begging to get another one!  :rofl; :rofl;

That's just mean!   :P
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Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT!  :D
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« Reply #1209 on: January 03, 2010, 12:27:48 PM »
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Aleta likes to dress as a play boy bunny while she is hooking Carl up to dialysis!!

I thought I had kept that a secret!  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Del doesn't have any friends on IHD!  It's because she is so intolerant :bow;

Ah, but we spies everywhere!  :rofl; And, kellyt is one of them. :rofl;
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« Reply #1210 on: January 03, 2010, 01:32:57 PM »
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    Kelly misses her stent. I heard her begging to get another one!  :rofl; :rofl;

That's just mean!   :P

It's a lie, Kelly, it's a lie!  :rofl;

Rob knows that Kelly is a spy because he has been spying on her.
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« Reply #1211 on: January 03, 2010, 04:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Chris on January 02, 2010, 07:56:30 PM
Quote from: del on January 02, 2010, 07:45:13 PM


Aleta likes to dress as a play boy bunny while she is hooking Carl up to dialysis!!

So that's what was going on with Carl while in Chat  :rofl;

Del took all my chocolate New Years Day and left me with celery sticks!  :puke;

Wish I could bring you the chocolates that are here in my house - then I wouldn't be tempted to eat them!!

Aleta makes playboy bunny costumes and sells them on line to help pay for vacations to her home planet!!
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« Reply #1212 on: January 03, 2010, 06:55:31 PM »
Chris visits Aleta's home planet regularly in his new bunny suit!
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« Reply #1213 on: January 03, 2010, 06:58:20 PM »
You know, me being a "spy" isn't all that far from the truth.  I'm the "Mrs. Kravitz" of the neighborhood.  Always have been.  Always will be.    :shy;   Give me time and I'll find out everything.   I have my ways.... 
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Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed.
Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
Nov 5, 2008 - Received living donor transplant from my sister-in-law, Etta.
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« Reply #1214 on: January 03, 2010, 07:02:15 PM »
Kelly was the inspiration for the James Bond movie "The Spy Who Loved Me"
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Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
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« Reply #1215 on: January 03, 2010, 09:52:11 PM »
Chris wishes he was "The Spy who Loved Everyone!"
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« Reply #1216 on: January 04, 2010, 12:50:20 AM »
Kitkatz is the spy who can be bribed by dark chocolate!  :rofl; :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #1217 on: January 04, 2010, 04:44:56 AM »
Chris knows all about bribing with chocolate. That how he gets whatever he wants!  :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #1218 on: January 04, 2010, 12:46:05 PM »
Aleta makes the chocolates ( a secret recipe) and sells them to Chris and Kitkatz .
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« Reply #1219 on: January 04, 2010, 01:50:28 PM »
Chris is "The Spy Who Will Love ANYONE".    :rofl;


But that's only because he's so darn lovable himself.   :cuddle;  (that part's not a lie)
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1993 diagnosed with glomerulonephritis.
Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed.
Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
Nov 5, 2008 - Received living donor transplant from my sister-in-law, Etta.
Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT!  :D
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« Reply #1220 on: January 04, 2010, 06:04:19 PM »
kelly is a charter member of the Naked Polar Bear diving club.
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« Reply #1221 on: January 04, 2010, 07:47:55 PM »
jbeany is training with kelly in the frigid waters to do the polar bear marathon race
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #1222 on: January 04, 2010, 08:14:30 PM »
True Story - I had a friend from High School that just did the Polar Bear swim thing.  I haven't seen him on Facebook since.  I hope he's ok...   ???
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1993 diagnosed with glomerulonephritis.
Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed.
Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
Nov 5, 2008 - Received living donor transplant from my sister-in-law, Etta.
Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT!  :D
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« Reply #1223 on: December 07, 2010, 03:31:36 PM »
This year KellyT is joining Chris and JBeany in the Polar Bear Marathon in the Chicago River.
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

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« Reply #1224 on: December 08, 2010, 04:52:28 AM »
Chickenlittle ain't so little after all.  :rofl;
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