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« Reply #1050 on: August 02, 2009, 02:09:33 PM »

David is a dashing dazzler (bedazzler, that is)
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« Reply #1051 on: August 02, 2009, 02:27:58 PM »

Kim can't complain about complications with kidney clinics.
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« Reply #1052 on: August 02, 2009, 06:14:17 PM »

willowtreewren has blue hair on her butt
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« Reply #1053 on: August 02, 2009, 06:40:24 PM »

Glitter seems to know way to much about people's butts.
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« Reply #1054 on: August 02, 2009, 09:24:23 PM »

dw is the master of facebook...  :bow;
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Hospitalized w/ renal failure- Nov. 2007
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Lower arm AV Fistula created- March 2008
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« Reply #1055 on: August 03, 2009, 08:23:34 AM »

Jess21 cannot stand Eyeore!
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« Reply #1056 on: August 03, 2009, 06:45:51 PM »

bajanne snow boards to work and takes a sky lift and builds snowmen and loves to turn up the fire place and drink hot chocolate in her winter jammies
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« Reply #1057 on: August 04, 2009, 11:29:53 AM »

Twirl is so upset because she didn't get to be part of the August parades that are going on in Bajanne's country right now.  Lots of majorettes, lots of twirling!
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« Reply #1058 on: August 06, 2009, 11:07:18 AM »

Bajanne is the coach for the twirling majorettes.
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« Reply #1059 on: August 06, 2009, 11:08:30 AM »

David13 oops, flamed his uh huh while he was twirling.
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« Reply #1060 on: August 06, 2009, 11:21:19 AM »

David13 oops, flamed his uh huh while he was twirling.

his what  :cheer: :rofl; :cheer:

G-ma is named G-ma -- short for G-string wearing mama
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« Reply #1061 on: August 06, 2009, 11:24:06 AM »

OMG..who told???? running, screaming from the room.

Twirl makes those G String thingies.  The sparkles scratch.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #1062 on: August 06, 2009, 02:13:28 PM »

G-ma likes to wear the extra scrathey sparkles that change colors as she moves --- :cuddle;
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« Reply #1063 on: August 06, 2009, 03:24:52 PM »

Twirl was upset to see G-ma back since she knew there would be extra sewing with those sparkly G-strings.

(Glad you are in full swing G-ma!)  :clap;  :rofl;
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« Reply #1064 on: August 06, 2009, 05:07:14 PM »

Thanks WillowTree.....when are you planning on practicing for your next G String show????
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #1065 on: August 06, 2009, 05:39:37 PM »

Twirl was upset to see G-ma back since she knew there would be extra sewing with those sparkly G-strings.

(Glad you are in full string G-ma!)  :clap;  :rofl;

What does a full string cover that a g string doesn't?
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« Reply #1066 on: August 06, 2009, 05:54:33 PM »

Too clever, Dan!  :rofl; :rofl;

Dan was caught in G-ma's closet stealing full strings of g-strings.
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« Reply #1067 on: August 07, 2009, 01:03:23 AM »

Willowtreewren prefers the even smaller g-string...... the butt-floss

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« Reply #1068 on: August 07, 2009, 05:16:21 AM »

Des is the manufactuer of the butt-floss sparkle swimsuit.
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« Reply #1069 on: August 07, 2009, 05:22:51 AM »

David can't wait to buy one......the pink one.
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« Reply #1070 on: August 07, 2009, 05:34:05 AM »

David can't wait to buy one......the pink one.

. . .as a gift for his friend Des who enjoys the extra sparkles.
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« Reply #1071 on: August 07, 2009, 05:42:49 AM »

Des would like the green one more.....

David can't afford the exorborant (spelling) prices anyway.
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« Reply #1072 on: August 07, 2009, 05:44:44 AM »

Des is an oafish, obfuscating, obsequious, obsessive, obstinate oceanographer.
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« Reply #1073 on: August 07, 2009, 05:48:40 AM »

David does not know what all the big words mean.
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« Reply #1074 on: August 07, 2009, 05:51:04 AM »

Des knows what all the big words mean.
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