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« Reply #850 on: June 30, 2009, 09:25:18 AM »

 :shy;
and David13 was my most advanced dancer -- and you should see him to the Nekkid Hip Hop
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Getting the heck out of town.

« Reply #851 on: June 30, 2009, 09:27:46 AM »

Twirl said a dirty word and got her mouth washed out with soap.
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #852 on: June 30, 2009, 01:03:41 PM »

Dan did the washing! (And enjoyed it!)
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« Reply #853 on: June 30, 2009, 02:49:11 PM »

But Willow wanted to spank her....
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« Reply #854 on: June 30, 2009, 11:07:52 PM »

Dan had no clothes so he had nothing to wash.
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« Reply #855 on: July 01, 2009, 07:17:30 AM »

Des does not want to witness Dan with no clothes.
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« Reply #856 on: July 01, 2009, 07:32:03 AM »

David is gonna take over Billy May's advertising gigs.
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« Reply #857 on: July 02, 2009, 01:44:19 AM »

Des does not want to witness Dan with no clothes.

hey this is suppose to be A TOTAL LIE about someone......I dont want to see anybody naked  :)

cherpep loves it when her neighbours make noise at 2am.
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« Reply #858 on: July 02, 2009, 03:52:03 AM »

Des is addicted to prawn crackers.....



(this post was influenced by someone not mentioning names eating a prawn cracker with fried rice at the time  ;D )
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« Reply #859 on: July 02, 2009, 04:49:15 AM »

Tamara minds that everyone sees her pee!
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« Reply #860 on: July 02, 2009, 04:51:14 AM »

Des does not enjoy looking at other people's pee. 
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« Reply #861 on: July 02, 2009, 04:54:22 AM »

David has no chest hair.
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« Reply #862 on: July 02, 2009, 04:57:29 AM »

Des does not like to look at the chests of other people. 
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« Reply #863 on: July 02, 2009, 05:01:11 AM »

David have to ask him mom before he leaves the house.
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« Reply #864 on: July 02, 2009, 05:18:33 AM »

Des does not lke to spy on the family dynamics of her friends.
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« Reply #865 on: July 02, 2009, 06:17:24 AM »

Des does not enjoy looking at other people's pee.

this is a lie? so David13 reallly enjoys looking at other people's pee?   :rofl; :rofl;

David13 is a vampire who takes the blood samples from dialysis and makes protein drinks out of them -
and I have nothing to do with it ---- at all --- really
( I know this is a lame lie)
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« Reply #866 on: July 02, 2009, 06:44:49 AM »

Thanks twirl for the help! (not sarcastic)

Twirl is really a very rude and uncaring person.
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« Reply #867 on: July 02, 2009, 09:44:46 AM »

Des loves to feed little, cute, furry mice to snakes and she loves to hear the screams of the litte, cute, furry mice -- she tells the snakes-- Mickey Mouse Sushi for lunch
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« Reply #868 on: July 02, 2009, 10:35:44 PM »

Twirl loves to watch when a snake eats a little furry mouse.

:) 
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« Reply #869 on: July 03, 2009, 04:12:31 AM »

Des provides the cute little mice for the snakes to eat.
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« Reply #870 on: July 03, 2009, 05:03:49 AM »

David hangs his Christmas Tree upside down... 
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« Reply #871 on: July 03, 2009, 02:21:51 PM »

Kimmie has a needle collection  -- she has hundreds of different kinds of needles that she plans to incorprate in her dialysis care
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« Reply #872 on: July 03, 2009, 02:23:31 PM »


twirl keeps a hammerhead shark in her swimming pool
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« Reply #873 on: July 03, 2009, 02:27:12 PM »

okarol has piranhas (spelling??? - the little fish that eat humans)  in her swimming pool!!
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« Reply #874 on: July 03, 2009, 02:28:21 PM »

so true , so true   :2thumbsup;

keeps my weight down -- I have to swim like hell.. best exercise equipment in the world

okarol is really obob ---- you figure it out
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