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« Reply #625 on: June 02, 2009, 03:59:03 PM » |
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Moo... or is that a girl cow? Sorry Aleta, you need to find something else for dinner.
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« Reply #626 on: June 02, 2009, 04:03:31 PM » |
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Dan got his bourbon pecan pie alright!! Right in the face when he told Aleta that she needed to find something else for dinner!!!
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« Reply #627 on: June 02, 2009, 04:16:54 PM » |
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Del doesn't eat the bourbon pie. She drinks only Moon Shine Whiskey --- well, she drinks all that she can't sell.
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« Reply #628 on: June 02, 2009, 04:19:45 PM » |
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crawford likes crawfish fries ( crawfish testicals ) but he has to fry thousands - they are very small
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« Reply #629 on: June 02, 2009, 04:27:32 PM » |
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How many people think Cheryl is Weird....?
Twirl used to go to Market Square and twirl her baton on the sidewalk in front of the bars. She didn't get many tips but she did pick up a couple of dates.
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« Reply #630 on: June 02, 2009, 04:32:26 PM » |
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oh, those were the days...
and crawford would ride his donkey and sing and people would give him tips to stop singing
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« Reply #631 on: June 02, 2009, 05:20:41 PM » |
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Del doesn't eat the bourbon pie. She drinks only Moon Shine Whiskey --- well, she drinks all that she can't sell.
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« Reply #632 on: June 02, 2009, 05:22:18 PM » |
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Forgot my lie!!!
Twirl was walking behind the donkey, twirling and cleaning up donkey poop while dw was singing!!!
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« Reply #633 on: June 02, 2009, 07:21:12 PM » |
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Del was saving the donkey poo to use as the main ingredient for her homemade scented candles -
it is for dieters to burn at dinner time- aroma therapy to lose cut overeating
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« Reply #634 on: June 02, 2009, 09:42:43 PM » |
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Twirl is frantically sewing her IHD.com costume for the reunion get together.
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« Reply #635 on: June 03, 2009, 12:54:16 PM » |
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Kitkatz is going to bring a light sabre with her to the IHD.com reunion. And she knows how to use it. . .  |
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« Reply #636 on: June 03, 2009, 01:02:36 PM » |
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David enjoys watermelon seeds more then the melon........
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Curiosity killed the cat
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« Reply #637 on: June 03, 2009, 01:24:21 PM » |
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Paul.karen sent me a Obama t-shirt and pom poms
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« Reply #638 on: June 03, 2009, 01:27:27 PM » |
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Kim is afraid of needles and will not look when being stuck. She then yells at the techs, "If I can't do it, nobody can!"
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« Reply #639 on: June 03, 2009, 01:55:50 PM » |
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« Reply #640 on: June 03, 2009, 02:49:52 PM » |
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cherpep needs to forge a path through the week old stinking garbage to get to her NxStage machine.
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« Reply #641 on: June 03, 2009, 06:01:04 PM » |
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Adam_W will clear a path through the week old stinking garbage using only his teeth, free of charge.
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« Reply #642 on: June 04, 2009, 12:19:58 PM » |
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« Reply #643 on: June 04, 2009, 01:59:32 PM » |
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David13 likes to watch large hairy men shave their armpits
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« Reply #644 on: June 04, 2009, 02:13:10 PM » |
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Glitter says disgusting things about armpits.... (oh sorry, I'm supposed to lie)
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« Reply #645 on: June 04, 2009, 02:32:52 PM » |
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large hairy armpits, what did I walk in on?
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.
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« Reply #646 on: June 04, 2009, 02:51:08 PM » |
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Manda thinks hairy armpits are sexy and has a wall of armpit pin-up pictures.
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« Reply #647 on: June 04, 2009, 03:43:14 PM » |
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Oh yes nothing turns me on more then a hairy armpit  Willow was trying to show me her hairy airmpits to see if they were sexy enough |
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.
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« Reply #648 on: June 04, 2009, 03:49:22 PM » |
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Twirl where are you? We need to change the subject to Mountain Oysters.
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« Reply #649 on: June 04, 2009, 03:52:22 PM » |
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DW likes to wear his orthopedic boot.
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