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Me with Baron von Fresenius
« Reply #450 on: May 21, 2009, 06:17:18 PM »
...and Aleta stole them from me (especially the orange ones)
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #451 on: May 21, 2009, 09:26:49 PM »
The orange pickle pops are what did them all in at the end of the escapade.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #452 on: May 22, 2009, 04:47:47 AM »
Kitkatz works the streets of Vegas for extra cash.
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« Reply #453 on: May 22, 2009, 04:51:54 AM »
Quote from: Sluff on May 22, 2009, 04:47:47 AM
Kitkatz works the streets of Vegas for extra cash.

We can do that???  Cool!  More quarters for the slots!!


Sluff travels to the beaches of Mexico three times a year where he works as a Speedo model.
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Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says "Oh s**t, she's awake!"

Right nephrectomy 1963
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« Reply #454 on: May 22, 2009, 04:55:46 AM »
Quote from: Wenchie58 on May 22, 2009, 04:51:54 AM
Quote from: Sluff on May 22, 2009, 04:47:47 AM
Kitkatz works the streets of Vegas for extra cash.

We can do that???  Cool!  More quarters for the slots!!


Sluff travels to the beaches of Mexico three times a year where he works as a Speedo model.


How did you find out about that? Must of seen my portfolio in the magazine FAT.   :rofl;
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« Reply #455 on: May 22, 2009, 06:33:49 AM »
Under the Heading SLUFFs on the Beach!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #456 on: May 22, 2009, 09:47:37 AM »
KitKatz  rides her bicycle in a thong and silver pasties-(poor sluff- he gets so excited)
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Me with Baron von Fresenius
« Reply #457 on: May 22, 2009, 11:29:02 AM »
It's a tandem bicycle and glitter rides on the back wearing a neon purple bikini and a sombrero.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #458 on: May 22, 2009, 12:08:01 PM »
Adam has a sign on the back of his scooter advertising for passengers wearing neon purple bikinis. (Sombreros optional!)
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« Reply #459 on: May 22, 2009, 12:24:35 PM »
When Aleta's parale was revoked & she was in the big house, she & RichardMel were cellies.
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Deanne

1972: Diagnosed with "chronic kidney disease" (no specific diagnosis)
1994: Diagnosed with FSGS
September 2011: On transplant list with 15 - 20% function
September 2013: ~7% function. Started PD dialysis
February 11, 2014: Transplant from deceased donor. Creatinine 0.57 on 2/13/2014
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« Reply #460 on: May 22, 2009, 01:15:22 PM »
Deanna is the one who sewed their little outfits upon release.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #461 on: May 22, 2009, 04:11:23 PM »
They just let G-Ma out of the slammer yesterday for good behavior.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #462 on: May 22, 2009, 06:13:33 PM »
Kitkatz is full of subtractive magic .........
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« Reply #463 on: May 22, 2009, 06:41:55 PM »
Twirl is full of multiplicative magic, and taught the subtractive magic to KitKatz.  :thumbup;
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #464 on: May 23, 2009, 04:43:39 AM »
Aleta wishes she had additive magical capabilities.  Alas, she has to make due with superfluous magical skills.
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“The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization” - Sigmund Freud
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« Reply #465 on: May 23, 2009, 05:29:28 AM »
David13
has longwordmultiplicative magical powers --- no wait that is true  -- his cat has longwordmultiplicative magical powers that he shares with David13 -- David13 knows no words with more than 5 letters in them
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« Reply #466 on: May 23, 2009, 08:33:18 AM »
Twirl tried to still Davids cat to see if his powers worked on her.  ;)
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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« Reply #467 on: May 23, 2009, 08:37:55 AM »
Manda stole the cat from Twirl, but discovered the only the true owner benefited from the cat's power's.
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #468 on: May 23, 2009, 09:28:33 AM »
willowtreewren and her husband play Fairy Tales
she stands on her roof and lets her long hair down
and her husband (her Prince Charming ) climbs up her long hair
Willowtreewren, Willowtreewren let down your long hair -----
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #469 on: May 23, 2009, 09:38:57 AM »
I think maybe Twirll finally lost her mind.... Oh, sorry.  This is the "tell a lie strand".
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #470 on: May 23, 2009, 09:43:13 AM »
crawford has so many asses --- he does not know which one is his    :sir ken;

dumb ass
smart ass
the one with the donkey and elephant

anymore asses ?        does a crawfish have an ass ?
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #471 on: May 23, 2009, 09:44:03 AM »

This crawfish does.  Too big of one too.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #472 on: May 23, 2009, 09:48:01 AM »
twirl called me a dirty word.... get her moderators.....
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #473 on: May 23, 2009, 10:19:02 AM »
 :rofl;

Dan has a lovely collection of 5 inch spike heel stiletto shoes in his size, for wearing around the house.
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« Reply #474 on: May 23, 2009, 10:25:20 AM »
And I bet they look just lovely on him.  ;)

Jbeany dances with Dan when he wears  his stilettos and red dress.
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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