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« Reply #275 on: May 10, 2009, 09:04:55 PM »
Jess21 thinks dressing up like an alien and going to work is normal.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #276 on: May 10, 2009, 09:21:48 PM »
kitkatz has an imaginary friend horse named Bill- he wants to be a space cowboy
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« Reply #277 on: May 11, 2009, 12:03:02 AM »

Glitter is afraid of shiny objects
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #278 on: May 11, 2009, 12:55:16 AM »


Okarol is training as a Dialysis tech so she can inflict pain on us all.
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« Reply #279 on: May 11, 2009, 05:25:49 AM »
Wattle's biggest fear is that Santa Claus will catch her being "naughty".
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« Reply #280 on: May 11, 2009, 06:10:55 AM »
David13 needs a friend desperately!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #281 on: May 11, 2009, 06:22:04 AM »
Kitkatz loves the time of year when the CST is given.
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« Reply #282 on: May 11, 2009, 08:21:30 AM »
David is a UFC fighter, he loves beating people up
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« Reply #283 on: May 11, 2009, 08:55:22 AM »
MandaMe is the current UFC Champion and David lost the Fight.
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« Reply #284 on: May 11, 2009, 08:56:46 AM »
Next, Tinah and MandaMe are going to "duke it out" for the UFC championship.
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« Reply #285 on: May 11, 2009, 09:37:21 AM »
David is going to jump into the ring and beat them both up.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #286 on: May 11, 2009, 09:58:11 AM »
Adam is the UFC fighting coach.
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« Reply #287 on: May 11, 2009, 10:05:26 AM »
David13 is a member of the NRA.
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« Reply #288 on: May 11, 2009, 01:56:09 PM »
Rerun paid David's membership fees for the NRA (No Renal Action).
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« Reply #289 on: May 11, 2009, 02:01:43 PM »
NRA  is not the National Rifle Association ?

willowtreewren -  students imprint her like ducklings   ---- it is so cute    quack quack quack
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« Reply #290 on: May 11, 2009, 02:32:03 PM »
Twirl once brought a shotgun to school and decimated her special ed class.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #291 on: May 11, 2009, 03:23:53 PM »
But Kitkatz brought her light saber and FRIED her students!  :rofl;
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« Reply #292 on: May 11, 2009, 03:42:14 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on May 11, 2009, 02:32:03 PM
Twirl once brought a shotgun to school and decimated her special ed class.

NO!
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« Reply #293 on: May 11, 2009, 04:17:02 PM »
Twirl went on a rampage and beat people to death with her baton.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #294 on: May 11, 2009, 04:19:08 PM »

twirl - it's easy to make up horrible lies about you because you're such a sweet soul - don't worry!

Adam traded his scooter for a skateboard.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #295 on: May 11, 2009, 04:35:29 PM »
really? what other member is shooting special education children and beating people to death ?
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« Reply #296 on: May 11, 2009, 05:24:16 PM »

yeah - they seem to particularly graphic when it comes to you - sorry twirl!

However, I did get this one:
Quote from: Wattle on May 11, 2009, 12:55:16 AM


Okarol is training as a Dialysis tech so she can inflict pain on us all.

EEEK!  :P

Anyway, twirl averts her eyes when driving past barns.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #297 on: May 11, 2009, 06:10:23 PM »
Karol's favorite Simpson's character is Moe.
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« Reply #298 on: May 11, 2009, 06:21:17 PM »
David is the most unloving, uncaring person I know.
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« Reply #299 on: May 11, 2009, 06:36:48 PM »
Paris has no idea how to make people feel special.
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