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« Reply #200 on: May 07, 2009, 06:24:43 PM »
MandaMe owns 8o taco franchises all featuring different tacos.
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #201 on: May 07, 2009, 06:30:10 PM »
Quote from: G-Ma on May 07, 2009, 06:24:43 PM
MandaMe owns 8o taco franchises all featuring different tacos.

tacos tacos tacos, tacos for me, tacos tacos tacos, tacos for you!  :guitar:

G-Ma ate a fried raccoon for dinner
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
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« Reply #202 on: May 07, 2009, 06:31:42 PM »
Manda gave Gma that raccoon, hit it with her car and presented it as a gift.
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« Reply #203 on: May 07, 2009, 06:34:24 PM »
Cherpep made a hat from the raccoon's skin and wore it to the Vera Wang wedding.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #204 on: May 07, 2009, 06:41:06 PM »
...and gave the tail to willowtreewren (that's not a braid).
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« Reply #205 on: May 07, 2009, 07:13:41 PM »
cherpep went to her neighbour's house and burned down the house, shot their dog, and peed on their mailbox
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #206 on: May 07, 2009, 09:18:23 PM »

Adam is in the witness protection program  :oops;
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« Reply #207 on: May 08, 2009, 05:22:35 AM »
Okarol is the former U.S. Ambassador to Djibouti.
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« Reply #208 on: May 08, 2009, 05:40:24 AM »
David is a Body guard for the OCTOMOM
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« Reply #209 on: May 08, 2009, 06:26:47 AM »
Tinah had roadkill for breakfast, scrambled it up in her eggs.
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #210 on: May 08, 2009, 08:43:22 AM »
KitKat beat me with her big bat last night because I wouldn't share my chocolate  :Kit n Stik;
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #211 on: May 08, 2009, 08:47:25 AM »
Manda was arrested for shop lifting a hershey bar.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #212 on: May 08, 2009, 08:48:14 AM »
Dan was the one who ratted Amanda out to the police.
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« Reply #213 on: May 08, 2009, 08:49:37 AM »
Willow tried to rat to the cops but I beat her.  All she wanted was the reward (a hershey kiss)
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #214 on: May 08, 2009, 08:50:42 AM »
Dan only did it cause I ate all his Pickle Pops the night before
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #215 on: May 08, 2009, 08:52:27 AM »
Amanda only shares her chocolate with me. She calls the rest of you guys losers behind your backs.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #216 on: May 08, 2009, 08:58:29 AM »
Willow pays me to say that, makes her feel better about herself.
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #217 on: May 08, 2009, 09:01:39 AM »
 
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Willow pays me to say that, makes her feel better about herself.
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Amanda discovered a way to grow chocolate bars in her garden and sold the rights for a million dollars. Chris fell out with her because he had almost developed the same process for his chocolate factory.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #218 on: May 08, 2009, 09:02:59 AM »
Willow likes to secretly go in the backyard, set her hair on fire and run around naked while swinging a dead possum over her head.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #219 on: May 08, 2009, 10:30:02 AM »
LOL  Go Willow

Adam has no patience for things like models.  he is a smasher not a builder
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« Reply #220 on: May 08, 2009, 10:34:56 AM »
Paul.Karen keeps a pet monkey in the basment
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #221 on: May 08, 2009, 11:04:06 AM »
Manda works as a pole dancer in a strip joint on weekends.
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« Reply #222 on: May 08, 2009, 11:17:34 AM »
Yeah baby :bandance;

mcjane is my partner
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #223 on: May 08, 2009, 11:23:57 AM »
Manda wants to by the club from David.
For a song and a Dance
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« Reply #224 on: May 08, 2009, 11:31:53 AM »
paul and karen are really from romulous, really, i saw them in the new star trek movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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