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« Reply #175 on: May 07, 2009, 08:58:18 AM »
Willow is jealous because her barbequed goat kept baaaaaa ing.  She had to serve Bologna sandwiches for her party.
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« Reply #176 on: May 07, 2009, 09:28:31 AM »
Dan is embarrassed because he ate so many bologna sandwiches at the party that he

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« Reply #177 on: May 07, 2009, 11:38:13 AM »
Willow serves hummingbirds as appitizers at her parties.
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« Reply #178 on: May 07, 2009, 11:59:02 AM »
I knew that would catch up with me!!!!

But Paris likes the hummingbirds better than the bluebirds
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« Reply #179 on: May 07, 2009, 12:44:35 PM »
Willowtreewren Loves to go Pigeon Hunting
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« Reply #180 on: May 07, 2009, 12:46:43 PM »
Tinah is the BIGGEST Dallas Cowboys fan in Texas.

Oh wait this is suppose to be lies  :oops;
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« Reply #181 on: May 07, 2009, 01:09:46 PM »
Quote from: paul.karen on May 07, 2009, 12:46:43 PM
Tinah is the BIGGEST Dallas Cowboys fan in Texas.

Oh wait this is suppose to be lies  :oops;

THAT IS DEFINATELY A BIG FAT LIE...

PAUL is really a Alien that came and landed in TEXAS because it is the best place to be...
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« Reply #182 on: May 07, 2009, 01:19:23 PM »
Tinah has never voted for George Bush... and you call that a real Texan?
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« Reply #183 on: May 07, 2009, 02:30:44 PM »
DW has a GW sticker on his car!

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« Reply #184 on: May 07, 2009, 02:45:05 PM »
Rerun always wears her I LOVE OBAMA underoos!  lol
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« Reply #185 on: May 07, 2009, 02:47:07 PM »
Wenchie dances to Shake your love maker by cherry poppin daddies every night in her pjs before bed
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Always carrying the big silly grin!
« Reply #186 on: May 07, 2009, 02:48:03 PM »
rut roh....PJ's?



<-----  headed to the PJ store!
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« Reply #187 on: May 07, 2009, 03:02:48 PM »
Wenchie needs a sexie night gown to dance around in soon.
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« Reply #188 on: May 07, 2009, 03:11:27 PM »
Kitkatz's light sabre is battery-operated and often fails in the middle of battles with Darth Sidious.
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Always carrying the big silly grin!
« Reply #189 on: May 07, 2009, 03:21:06 PM »
The "13" after David's name is actually how many children he has.
 :bandance;
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Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says "Oh s**t, she's awake!"

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« Reply #190 on: May 07, 2009, 03:36:16 PM »
Wenchie was most recently a Miss America runner up.
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07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
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« Reply #191 on: May 07, 2009, 03:37:24 PM »
King Leon is really the one who typed the post above.
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Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says "Oh s**t, she's awake!"

Right nephrectomy 1963
Diagnosed ESRD 2007
"Listed" summer 2007
Transplant 3/6 match  10/24/08
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« Reply #192 on: May 07, 2009, 03:50:05 PM »
Wenchie is selling her washer and dryer. The loan for her new condo at the nudist colony came through.
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« Reply #193 on: May 07, 2009, 04:33:25 PM »
Romona, will have a guest apperance on The Tonight Show
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« Reply #194 on: May 07, 2009, 04:44:41 PM »

Tina is hoping she gets an invitation to the Vera Wang Wedding.
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« Reply #195 on: May 07, 2009, 05:04:15 PM »
okarol  is  hoping  she  does'nt  get  an  invite  to  vera  wang  wedding
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« Reply #196 on: May 07, 2009, 05:05:28 PM »
Ang was hired to cater the wedding.
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03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
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« Reply #197 on: May 07, 2009, 05:06:21 PM »

G-Ma is the wedding crasher.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
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« Reply #198 on: May 07, 2009, 05:54:44 PM »
Quote from: David13 on May 07, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
Kitkatz's light sabre is battery-operated and often fails in the middle of battles with Darth Sidious.


It had better not!



All those pictures taken by Okarol are not really hers. They are taken by a professional photographer and Okarol steals them from his darkroom in the dead of night.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #199 on: May 07, 2009, 06:11:10 PM »
Kitkat pretends she is Princess Leia in bed with her husband
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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