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« Reply #975 on: July 21, 2009, 08:27:19 AM »

Kitkat used her stick to play little league baseball and hit a home run.
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« Reply #976 on: July 21, 2009, 04:22:37 PM »

Jane is mc because she eats 12 Big "mc's" everyday!!!
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« Reply #977 on: July 21, 2009, 09:48:03 PM »

kimcanada lives in an igloo   :)
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« Reply #978 on: July 21, 2009, 09:52:05 PM »

glitter made an igloo out of glitter.
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #979 on: July 22, 2009, 09:10:55 AM »

kitkatz has a favorite sandwhich that includes toejam and butter on toast.
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« Reply #980 on: July 22, 2009, 09:41:54 AM »

glitter is a be-daz-aler salesperson
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« Reply #981 on: July 22, 2009, 10:15:18 AM »

Kim is the bedazzler's biggest customer.  Her entire wardrobe is bedazzled and she even has bedazzled sweaters for her puppies to wear.
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« Reply #982 on: July 22, 2009, 12:45:29 PM »

David can 't type, his secretary does all his typing for him
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« Reply #983 on: July 22, 2009, 03:16:54 PM »

Kimmie got grits and rotel in the mail from a Texan (me) and she made underwear out of them -
that she wears and Buster Brown got some jock shorts made of the leftover grits and rotel
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« Reply #984 on: July 22, 2009, 04:23:44 PM »

Twirls secret name is Fwirl
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« Reply #985 on: July 22, 2009, 05:00:06 PM »

Fimmie puts an F in front of every word she says -
fave a fice fay fveryone
it her own frivate fanguage

like pig Latin only Kimmie Latin
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« Reply #986 on: July 23, 2009, 04:46:57 PM »

Fwirl is a Kimmie Latin instructor.  Fee-fi-fo-fum!
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« Reply #987 on: July 23, 2009, 05:10:59 PM »

David13 loves to watch Yo Gabba Gabba
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« Reply #988 on: July 23, 2009, 07:26:22 PM »

Twirl is............a cute.........guy.   :flower; :flower; :flower;
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« Reply #989 on: July 23, 2009, 09:23:14 PM »

glitter is actually a 12 year old girl.   Teehehehehe!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #990 on: July 24, 2009, 03:34:00 AM »

Kitkatz thinks Star Trek is boring.
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« Reply #991 on: July 24, 2009, 04:43:53 AM »

David thinks being nice is highly overrated!
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« Reply #992 on: July 24, 2009, 07:06:32 AM »

Kim is actually a very large panda with pink fur.
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« Reply #993 on: July 24, 2009, 07:12:53 AM »

Des is actually a pink panda groomer.
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« Reply #994 on: July 24, 2009, 07:14:26 AM »

David is a purple panda's puppy.
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« Reply #995 on: July 24, 2009, 07:15:02 AM »

Des is a green gorilla's gator.
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« Reply #996 on: July 24, 2009, 07:15:47 AM »

David is a fluffy fairy's feathered fan.
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« Reply #997 on: July 24, 2009, 07:18:09 AM »

Des is a blue baboon's baby banjo.
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« Reply #998 on: July 24, 2009, 07:19:57 AM »

David is a donkey's damaged  daddy.
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« Reply #999 on: July 24, 2009, 07:23:59 AM »

Des is a silver spider's sullen sister.
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