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« Reply #950 on: July 14, 2009, 04:02:15 PM »
David rides a pink unicorn!!!
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« Reply #951 on: July 14, 2009, 05:58:10 PM »
Quote from: David13 on July 14, 2009, 10:38:07 AM
Jess rides a grey donkey with a pink ribbon on his tail.
That would be awesome! I love eeyore!

Del rides a bush.  It doesn't go too fast, but she doesn't seem to mind.  :rofl;
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« Reply #952 on: July 14, 2009, 08:29:33 PM »
Jess21 rides around on her hobbie horse looking for fairies at midnight.
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« Reply #953 on: July 15, 2009, 11:54:21 AM »
Kitkaz rides her odd looking bike in the moonlight like Elliot from ET
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« Reply #954 on: July 15, 2009, 04:13:24 PM »
Twirl was the actor who played E.T. in the movie. 
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« Reply #955 on: July 15, 2009, 05:17:30 PM »

David is jealous because he auditioned for the part but twirl got it!
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« Reply #956 on: July 15, 2009, 05:24:44 PM »
Okarol sells itty bitty turtles on the b lack market
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« Reply #957 on: July 16, 2009, 05:43:20 PM »
Kimcanada buys the turtles but won't tell anyone what she does with them.
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« Reply #958 on: July 16, 2009, 05:44:25 PM »
David13 buys those turtles and cooks them up as turtle soup served on the half shell!
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« Reply #959 on: July 17, 2009, 04:05:57 PM »
Kitkatz
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she likes to go nude and show off her newly losing weight figure ---
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« Reply #960 on: July 17, 2009, 04:07:46 PM »
Twirl is the tour guide at the nude beach and is also required to be nude.
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« Reply #961 on: July 17, 2009, 08:40:38 PM »
David takes the compliementary pictures at the end of the tour  :pics;
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« Reply #962 on: July 18, 2009, 07:09:38 AM »
Jess21 buys extra copies of the pictures and sells them on the streetcorner.
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« Reply #963 on: July 18, 2009, 10:38:01 AM »
Glitter laughs at the people running from the nude beach because Kit was their tour guide.
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #964 on: July 19, 2009, 05:42:47 AM »
Kitkatz avoids the nude beach only because she dislikes swimming.
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #965 on: July 19, 2009, 06:22:50 AM »
Face it foks, Willow along with all these other posters get like to get naked and run around with each other.

uh,  now what was the lie I was looking for?????
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #966 on: July 19, 2009, 06:36:36 AM »
Dan was kicked off the nude beach because he was wearing clothes!
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« Reply #967 on: July 19, 2009, 06:39:08 AM »
Aleta is the security guard who enforces the rule regarding complete and total nudity of all persons at the nude beach.
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Getting the heck out of town.
« Reply #968 on: July 19, 2009, 06:42:16 AM »
And she has no trouble with David obeying the rules.  He shows up nekkid!
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #969 on: July 19, 2009, 08:21:57 AM »
DWCrawford is the only one on the naked beech leering.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #970 on: July 19, 2009, 10:35:56 AM »
Kitkatz thinks nudity is for the birds.
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« Reply #971 on: July 19, 2009, 03:24:01 PM »
David13 was a cat in another life and state!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #972 on: July 20, 2009, 04:12:30 AM »
Kit won the award for " Best Behaved Patient in Dialysis"
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« Reply #973 on: July 20, 2009, 09:59:30 AM »
Hahahahahahah!  :rofl; Like that would EVER happen!




kimcananda had to give up her best patient award after she went berzerk and tore up the doctor's office.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #974 on: July 20, 2009, 08:26:16 PM »
No, No Kim !!!  Kitkat's award was for having the the biggest, baddest stick and being able to use it!!!!
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