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« Reply #800 on: June 26, 2009, 05:56:20 AM »
willowtreewren is still fast asleep
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Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #801 on: June 26, 2009, 07:43:54 AM »
Des can hardly wait until Monday. Weekends are a drag.
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #802 on: June 27, 2009, 07:42:02 AM »
Willowtreewren is lazy and does not like to do any work. 
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« Reply #803 on: June 27, 2009, 08:14:32 AM »
David13 loves dialysis.
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« Reply #804 on: June 27, 2009, 09:57:35 AM »
Kitsune was once married to Spiro Agnew.
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« Reply #805 on: June 27, 2009, 12:14:09 PM »
David13 wants me to be his BF.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #806 on: June 27, 2009, 01:53:39 PM »
Sprio Agnew?? that brings back memories. I lived in Maryland when he was governor.

David has computer phobia.
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« Reply #807 on: June 27, 2009, 02:02:02 PM »
You skipped DW! 

Aleta thinks Spiro Agnew might have been an astronaut. 
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« Reply #808 on: June 27, 2009, 02:07:09 PM »
Oops! :oops;

I got hung up on that Spiro Agnew reference!  :rofl;

Back to DW:

Dan decided to experience dialysis so he could design a new chair (of horrors).
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #809 on: June 27, 2009, 02:09:01 PM »
David13 goes to a Chinese food restaurant where cat meat in on the menu -
Sweet and Sour Cat Soup
Feline Foo Chey
Kitty Chop Suey

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and willowtreewren is his date
she likes extra soy sauce on her Triple Delight Kitten Paws
and Crawford writes kitty Fortune cookies  --------------------------- your kitty litter will always be soft


willowtreewen -- beat me to the post -- as I was posting
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« Reply #810 on: June 27, 2009, 03:28:19 PM »
Twirl is the supplier for the restaurant. 
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« Reply #811 on: June 27, 2009, 05:05:25 PM »
ohhhhhh!   I take it all back!!!!!!   you got a good one on me David   >:(
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this does not count as a turn     I am in shock -- this lie back fired....... :(
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« Reply #812 on: June 27, 2009, 05:44:54 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen, Twirl.  :rofl;

David wrote a best seller: there is more than one way to skin a cat.
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« Reply #813 on: June 27, 2009, 05:47:24 PM »
Willow does such a good job cleaning the dialysis machine that she got a part time gig cleaning the stripper poles between acts at the local strip club.
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« Reply #814 on: June 27, 2009, 05:54:35 PM »
Dan asked for his fistula to be put in his rear end so the techs could play pin the tail on the donkey...
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« Reply #815 on: June 27, 2009, 05:58:42 PM »
Why does Bernadette keep wanting to stick my fistala???
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« Reply #816 on: June 27, 2009, 06:58:30 PM »
dwcrawford wants us to kiss his donkey
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« Reply #817 on: June 27, 2009, 07:49:46 PM »
The moderators caught glitter kissing Dan's donkey!
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« Reply #818 on: June 28, 2009, 09:30:37 PM »
but it was really willowtreewren kissing the donkey.
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You cry to weak friends that sympathize
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Those same friends tell me your every word"- Pantera "Walk" (1991)
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« Reply #819 on: June 28, 2009, 10:12:56 PM »
kitsune is just jealous that the donkey likes me the best , willow was babysitting -Love glitter!!!
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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RCC
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dialysis april 14,2006
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« Reply #820 on: June 29, 2009, 12:18:22 AM »
glitter and Dan's donkey are getting married, and Michael Jackson is the preacher.
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"Run your mouth when I'm not around
It's easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize
Can you hear the violins playing your song?
Those same friends tell me your every word"- Pantera "Walk" (1991)
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« Reply #821 on: June 29, 2009, 05:07:52 AM »
Kitsune was not invited to Glitter and Dan's donkey's wedding.
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South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #822 on: June 29, 2009, 05:15:27 AM »
Des is going to be the matron of honor at the donkey wedding.
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« Reply #823 on: June 29, 2009, 05:29:57 AM »
David can't make the wedding because he is out of town that very important day.
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South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #824 on: June 29, 2009, 06:34:56 AM »
Des is planning the menu for the donkey wedding reception, but does not know where to get enough hay for the groom's family.
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