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« Reply #1150 on: September 10, 2009, 04:55:51 PM »
Kitkatz doesn't like to use the stick, and is a sweety at heart.

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Supposed to be a lie. Let me try again.

Kitkatz used her stick to beat down half the guests at Ks and Richard Mel's wedding. (Richard, aren't you glad you finally found someone???)
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« Reply #1151 on: September 10, 2009, 09:30:46 PM »
Willowtreewren got to make up better lies than that one!   :rofl; :rofl;





Willowtreewren cannot lie very well.
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« Reply #1152 on: September 14, 2009, 03:01:55 PM »
kitkatz doesn't really teach school, she secretly runs an insane asylum.
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« Reply #1153 on: September 14, 2009, 03:16:36 PM »
But I do run an insane asylum...


thegrammalady went berzerk and ended up in Kitkatz's asylum.
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1154 on: September 14, 2009, 03:25:32 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on September 14, 2009, 03:16:36 PM
But I do run an insane asylum...


thegrammalady went berzerk and ended up in Kitkatz's asylum.

that's not really a lie, just stretching the truth a little.
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« Reply #1155 on: September 14, 2009, 08:59:33 PM »
Grammalady is really a man, and an uncle, not a gramma!
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« Reply #1156 on: September 16, 2009, 08:05:08 AM »

mikey paints his toenails bubble gum pink.
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« Reply #1157 on: September 21, 2009, 06:57:37 AM »
Okarol is a journalist from New York, investigating : the colours people paint their  toenails.
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« Reply #1158 on: September 21, 2009, 01:54:53 PM »
Des hired Adam to do undercover work so she could tell Okarol what she learned for publication in the NYT.
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« Reply #1159 on: September 21, 2009, 11:24:05 PM »
wtw was investigated for the ilegally imported nail polish that was found in her possesion behind the bathroom at a closed rest stop during a school trip. The kids were in no danger during the arrest.
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« Reply #1160 on: September 22, 2009, 08:11:42 AM »
Desperate Des decided to dunk doughnut after doughnut to dissipate her depression.
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« Reply #1161 on: September 22, 2009, 08:23:27 AM »
Bajanne.....  Has join in the dunking of doughnuts with Des
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« Reply #1162 on: September 22, 2009, 01:40:48 PM »
Tyefly stole a donut machine so she could sell donuts to Bajanne and Des.
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« Reply #1163 on: September 22, 2009, 11:54:48 PM »
wtw does not dunk delicious doughnuts daily with des.
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« Reply #1164 on: October 15, 2009, 11:36:50 AM »

Des sneaks snacks from home into the movies
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Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #1165 on: October 15, 2009, 01:29:06 PM »
 Karol was up late researching as always....wondering if she would find something of interest.......Did She.?????
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« Reply #1166 on: October 15, 2009, 07:58:01 PM »
tyefly has igloos in the backyard.
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1167 on: October 15, 2009, 08:02:15 PM »
Kitkatz wants more cats........
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« Reply #1168 on: October 15, 2009, 09:06:38 PM »
Tyefly has Eskimos living in the igloos in their backyard.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1169 on: October 15, 2009, 09:39:36 PM »
Kitkatz used her big stick to show us who is in command......
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  Hello from the Oregon Coast.....

I am learning to live close to the lives of my friends without ever seeing them. No miles of any measurement can separate your soul from mine.
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« Reply #1170 on: October 16, 2009, 06:22:31 AM »
That is not a lie!   :rofl;

Tyefly cannot afford the Eskimos anymore and sent them back to Alaska.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1171 on: December 17, 2009, 06:02:51 PM »
    Kitkatz  is jealous cause there is never a white Christmas in sunny southern Cal.........just some expernsive flocked white trees from OREGON
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« Reply #1172 on: December 17, 2009, 06:07:44 PM »
Tyefly hates fishing and only goes because she needs some food!
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« Reply #1173 on: December 17, 2009, 08:43:33 PM »
Willow spent some time in jail for ripping off the "it's illegal to remove this tag from mattress". Why is that anyway hee hee?
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« Reply #1174 on: December 18, 2009, 07:34:41 AM »
    Texasstyle    will be attending a conference to Help change the laws with those mattresses..... She will also be voting to include pillows too
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