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« Reply #1125 on: August 31, 2009, 07:14:53 AM »
Des want to fool us saying her screen name is the diminutive of Desiree, but we all know her real name is Despereaux  (watched the movie last night!)
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« Reply #1126 on: August 31, 2009, 07:36:46 AM »
Banjanne knows my true identity..... (great movie)
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« Reply #1127 on: August 31, 2009, 12:04:56 PM »
Des doesn't really live in South Africa. She studies and researches aliens on a small island in the Pacific.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


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« Reply #1128 on: August 31, 2009, 03:53:21 PM »
 Adam likes Turkey ice cream and green bean soda
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« Reply #1129 on: September 07, 2009, 11:18:05 AM »

texasstyle runs with scissors!
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #1130 on: September 07, 2009, 12:10:44 PM »
Karol hates get-togethers!
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« Reply #1131 on: September 07, 2009, 12:17:10 PM »
Kikatz crashes every get-together that Karol plans.
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« Reply #1132 on: September 07, 2009, 02:28:38 PM »

willowtreewren is wearing a wig
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #1133 on: September 07, 2009, 03:24:03 PM »
the child in okarol avatar is really pixie fairy
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« Reply #1134 on: September 07, 2009, 04:16:09 PM »
Glitter holds the record for the number of hot dogs eaten in 10 minutes.
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« Reply #1135 on: September 07, 2009, 10:07:50 PM »
Willowtreewren was a spy during the last world war.
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10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

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« Reply #1136 on: September 07, 2009, 11:09:17 PM »

Mikey paints spots on cats
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #1137 on: September 08, 2009, 04:11:25 PM »
Karol holds the kitties down while Mikey paints the spots.
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1138 on: September 08, 2009, 04:54:49 PM »
Kitkatz threatens the kitties with a big stick while they are being painted.
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« Reply #1139 on: September 08, 2009, 05:45:19 PM »
willowtreewren has spots too.
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« Reply #1140 on: September 08, 2009, 06:44:41 PM »
thegrammalady painted racing stripes on her own face
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #1141 on: September 08, 2009, 09:34:43 PM »
Quote from: okarol on September 07, 2009, 11:09:17 PM

Mikey paints spots on cats
I thought these were supposed to be made up... I actually *do* paint spots on cats
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

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« Reply #1142 on: September 09, 2009, 01:36:38 PM »
Quote from: mikey07840 on September 08, 2009, 09:34:43 PM
Quote from: okarol on September 07, 2009, 11:09:17 PM

Mikey paints spots on cats
I thought these were supposed to be made up... I actually *do* paint spots on cats

 :rofl;  :rofl;  :rofl;  :rofl;
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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« Reply #1143 on: September 09, 2009, 02:48:27 PM »
Thegrammalady is not a gramma she is really a twenty three year old stripper!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1144 on: September 09, 2009, 03:22:50 PM »

Kitkatz is a painfully shy little wallflower.  :waiting;
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #1145 on: September 09, 2009, 08:43:38 PM »
okarol has a secret desire to start the first tattoo parlour on the moon.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #1146 on: September 09, 2009, 08:47:19 PM »
   Adam_W   is  a secret Agent at IHD
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« Reply #1147 on: September 09, 2009, 09:47:53 PM »
Everyone just ignore the post above this one! I'm no secret agent anywhere. Nope, not me. Please just look the other way now, nothing to see here! Nooooooo, I don't know all of your deep dark secrets!
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #1148 on: September 10, 2009, 05:35:40 AM »
Adam _W was best man at mine and RichardMel's wedding !
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OH NO!!! I have Furniture Disease as well ! My chest has dropped into my drawers !
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« Reply #1149 on: September 10, 2009, 04:50:43 PM »
Kickstart just loves to party with clowns.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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