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« Reply #1100 on: August 18, 2009, 02:52:45 PM »
Kitkatz is about to break news on the cover of the National Enquirer in regards to her dating Prince Harry. She is only in it in hopes of one day achieving the diamond tiara.
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« Reply #1101 on: August 18, 2009, 02:53:54 PM »
Men worship the ground I walk on! HEE HEE  (Lying is fun!)
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« Reply #1102 on: August 18, 2009, 05:19:32 PM »
Texasstyle is really from New York and wants Texas to be voted out of the Nation

omg  -- you are not really from Texas
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« Reply #1103 on: August 18, 2009, 05:41:24 PM »
Twirl doesn't really like living in Texas and is planning a move to Iceland.
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD.
Mother to Meagan, who has PKD.
Partner for NxStage HD August 2008 - February 2011.
Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #1104 on: August 18, 2009, 05:44:11 PM »
Willwtree eats picante sauce made in New York City.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #1105 on: August 18, 2009, 05:46:20 PM »
Willow's favorite tree is Magnolia
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« Reply #1106 on: August 18, 2009, 05:49:41 PM »
Liar, liar, your pants are on fire!  :rofl; :rofl;

Dan enjoys Dialysis so much, he celebrates MWF mornings.

Carolyn doesn't know a willow from a magnolia tree!  :rofl;
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #1107 on: August 20, 2009, 12:36:46 PM »
Willow peed in her pool.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #1108 on: August 20, 2009, 12:45:33 PM »
dwcrawford likes to fart in his bathwater.......(bubble fun!!!)
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« Reply #1109 on: August 20, 2009, 02:00:47 PM »
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dwcrawford likes to fart in his bathwater.......(bubble fun!!!)

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Glitter likes to parade around wearing nothing but bubbles!
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #1110 on: August 20, 2009, 03:34:17 PM »
Willow takes a needle and pops the bubbles Twirl is wearing.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1111 on: August 20, 2009, 04:50:01 PM »
kitkatz has a love for frog legs....in pink tights!
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« Reply #1112 on: August 20, 2009, 09:57:04 PM »
Glitter puts the frog legs into the pink tights then deep fries them for my plate.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1113 on: August 27, 2009, 07:40:50 PM »
Kitkatz sells cookbooks full of frog leg-pink tights recipes.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #1114 on: August 27, 2009, 09:43:38 PM »
They are excellent cook books too.

Adam W does not do models anymore, he is making cakes and decorating them with pink tighted frog legs.
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lifenotonthelist.com

Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1115 on: August 27, 2009, 09:59:22 PM »
Kitkatz buys said cakes, one for each of her students.
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Hospitalized w/ renal failure- Nov. 2007
Diagnosed w/ ESRD w/ unknown cause- Jan 2008
Lower arm AV Fistula created- March 2008
On IL transplant list- Oct. 8th, 2008
On WI transplant list- June 25th, 2009
Pediatric 2 kidney transplant- July 6th, 2009 (3/6 antigen match)
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« Reply #1116 on: August 27, 2009, 10:02:20 PM »
Jess broke into my house and stole my entire stock of frog leg cakes, but she left all the pink tights behind.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #1117 on: August 27, 2009, 10:16:24 PM »
While on the way to the store to get more cakes, Adam wore the tights while riding his scooter.  He got honked at...many times.
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Hospitalized w/ renal failure- Nov. 2007
Diagnosed w/ ESRD w/ unknown cause- Jan 2008
Lower arm AV Fistula created- March 2008
On IL transplant list- Oct. 8th, 2008
On WI transplant list- June 25th, 2009
Pediatric 2 kidney transplant- July 6th, 2009 (3/6 antigen match)
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« Reply #1118 on: August 28, 2009, 12:21:24 AM »
Quote from: glitter on August 20, 2009, 12:45:33 PM
dwcrawford likes to fart in his bathwater.......(bubble fun!!!)

I thought it was meant to be a lie....

Jess actually hates animals.
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Diagnosed Nov 2007 with Multiple Myeloma.
By Jan 2008 was in end stage renal failure and on haemodialysis.
Changed to CAPD in April 2008.  Now on PD with a cycler.  Working very part time - teaching music.  Love it.  Husband is Paul (we're both 46), daughter Molly is 13.
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« Reply #1119 on: August 28, 2009, 12:27:24 AM »
Wallyz, selling fake goods on e-bay  :bandance;
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« Reply #1120 on: August 28, 2009, 08:33:08 AM »
billybags buys them.
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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #1121 on: August 29, 2009, 04:35:48 PM »
Adam is an engineer charged with developing diaysis machines and comes to IHD to clandestinely do research.
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« Reply #1122 on: August 30, 2009, 08:26:36 AM »
Phraxis loves to rollerblade in the snow
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
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RCC
nephrectomy april13,2006
dialysis april 14,2006
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« Reply #1123 on: August 30, 2009, 09:50:32 AM »
   Glitter   likes to deep dive for carrots
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CKD    May 2009
AV Fistula  June 2009
In-Center Dialysis   Sept 2009
Nxstage    Feb 2010
Extended Nxstage March 2011

Transplant Sept 2, 2011

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« Reply #1124 on: August 31, 2009, 03:05:09 AM »
Tyefly hates walks by the sea....... and collecting stones..... and husky's.. and working from home...
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Please note: I am no expert. Advise given is not medical advise but from my own experience or research. Or just a feeling...

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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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