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« Reply #1075 on: August 07, 2009, 05:55:59 AM »
David thinks that Des knows what all the big words mean but she doesn't (no lie there heheheh)


David is a pipesmoking plant picker from Pretoria 
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Jan 2010 Fistula
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Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1076 on: August 07, 2009, 06:04:56 AM »
Des is a tall, ticklish, telepathic, teleporting tiger.
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« Reply #1077 on: August 07, 2009, 06:06:29 AM »
David is a Taiwanese tantalizing titbit.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1078 on: August 07, 2009, 06:13:03 AM »
Des is a versatile, vacillating, vivacious, vocal vagabond.
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« Reply #1079 on: August 07, 2009, 06:15:02 AM »
David is papermaking pencil packing poor person.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1080 on: August 07, 2009, 06:10:15 PM »
Des is an awesome alliterating antagonist.
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« Reply #1081 on: August 07, 2009, 10:08:34 PM »
WTW wanders willfully with Wanda (WTW's wide walrus) wondering whether Wanda wants waffles with white wine.

(ouch, my brain...it hurts!  :rofl; )
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« Reply #1082 on: August 08, 2009, 11:09:46 AM »
Jess jocularly juggles jokes,  jumping juvenilely.
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« Reply #1083 on: August 08, 2009, 11:59:50 PM »
Bajanne's beach scene is covered in snow regularly. She is really not on an island.
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1084 on: August 11, 2009, 07:24:16 AM »
Kitkatz cooks kabobs while kibitzing and kaboshing kayakers.
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« Reply #1085 on: August 11, 2009, 07:27:27 AM »
David is the 13th earl of some far of kingdom.
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« Reply #1086 on: August 11, 2009, 07:30:34 AM »
Des is the 8th duchess of Lesotho.
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« Reply #1087 on: August 11, 2009, 12:50:41 PM »

David draws drastic demonic designs daily.
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« Reply #1088 on: August 11, 2009, 02:39:06 PM »
Karol buys Krispy Kreme donuts just to look at them!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1089 on: August 11, 2009, 03:21:42 PM »
kit makes the doughnuts!
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Diagnosed w/ ESRD w/ unknown cause- Jan 2008
Lower arm AV Fistula created- March 2008
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On WI transplant list- June 25th, 2009
Pediatric 2 kidney transplant- July 6th, 2009 (3/6 antigen match)
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« Reply #1090 on: August 11, 2009, 03:25:39 PM »
Jess 21 dips the donuts in chocolate and nuts just to prove she can do it!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1091 on: August 12, 2009, 01:07:26 PM »
KitKatz theme song is KITKAT paty wack give the dog a bone this old man came rolling home  ;musicalnote;
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« Reply #1092 on: August 12, 2009, 03:23:43 PM »
Kimcanada forgets the words to the song Oh Canada regularly!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1093 on: August 17, 2009, 03:16:41 PM »
there is a screamer in kitkatz's house
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« Reply #1094 on: August 17, 2009, 06:28:41 PM »
twirl sends grits to Canadians to make them fart  :shy;
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« Reply #1095 on: August 17, 2009, 06:53:28 PM »
Some Canadians like Kim look hard at their dogs when they fart to make it seem like the dogs did it!
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« Reply #1096 on: August 18, 2009, 02:14:22 AM »
wtw weares a wig.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1097 on: August 18, 2009, 06:30:41 AM »
Des is a screamer!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1098 on: August 18, 2009, 01:04:05 PM »
kitkatz uses the big kitty litter box in her bathroom
here kitty, kitty   meow  meow
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« Reply #1099 on: August 18, 2009, 02:16:41 PM »
Twirly keeps live sharks in her backyard pool.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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