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« Reply #1025 on: July 26, 2009, 12:31:41 PM »
David13 ate the roadkill casserole and called it four stars!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1026 on: July 27, 2009, 06:44:41 AM »
Kitkatz is a kooky, kindhearted, kayaking kangaroo.
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« Reply #1027 on: July 27, 2009, 06:55:10 AM »
David is a dangerous dragon with dreadlocks.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1028 on: July 27, 2009, 07:00:14 AM »
Des is a zany, zesty, zealous zebra.
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« Reply #1029 on: July 27, 2009, 07:02:35 AM »
David is a plain purple potplant painter.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1030 on: July 27, 2009, 07:04:29 AM »
Des is a gargantuan, gabby, galactic, galavanting gameskeeper.
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« Reply #1031 on: July 27, 2009, 07:06:04 AM »
David is a slimy snake snatcher's simple son.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
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Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1032 on: July 27, 2009, 07:08:34 AM »
Des is a happy, hazy, haggardly, hilarious haberdasher.
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« Reply #1033 on: July 27, 2009, 07:10:02 AM »
David is a cave camping carnivoristic cat.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1034 on: July 27, 2009, 07:12:39 AM »
Des is an illogical, illuminating, imminent, impulsive infant.
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« Reply #1035 on: July 27, 2009, 07:15:29 AM »
(heheheheh I am actually laughing aloud all my myself. Thanks for not calling me out on all my spelling errors. My spell check doesn't work and english is afterall my second language)


David is an excited energetic egotistical elephant.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1036 on: July 27, 2009, 07:16:28 AM »
Des is a jabbering, jolly, jeering jabberwocky.
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« Reply #1037 on: July 27, 2009, 07:19:56 AM »
David is a big babybashing ballbearing.   
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1038 on: July 27, 2009, 07:20:26 AM »
Des is a lanky, laggardly, larcenous, largeheaded lioness.
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« Reply #1039 on: July 27, 2009, 07:22:51 AM »
David is a pink pushy pompous peacock.
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South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1040 on: July 27, 2009, 07:24:07 AM »
Des is a mad, macabre, malcontented, mesmerizing, maladjusted meteorologist.
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« Reply #1041 on: July 27, 2009, 09:17:22 AM »
David13 does NOT own a good thesaurus
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER

caregiver to Jack (he was on dialysis)
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nephrectomy april13,2006
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« Reply #1042 on: July 28, 2009, 05:15:02 AM »
Glitter is a nefarious, nebulous, noisy, nightmarish ninja.
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« Reply #1043 on: July 28, 2009, 06:17:34 AM »
David13 dares dragons to do dastardly deeds.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1044 on: July 28, 2009, 11:20:26 AM »
Kitkatz gives kudos to clinics keeping costs down. (by allowing certain drugs to run out)
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #1045 on: July 28, 2009, 01:22:41 PM »
Willowtreewren wiggles wondrously while waffling weiners and whitebread.
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« Reply #1046 on: July 28, 2009, 10:10:34 PM »
Bajanne boogies belligerently by her beach side barn!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1047 on: July 30, 2009, 06:32:28 AM »
Kitkatz kvetches kiddingly with her kindergartners!
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« Reply #1048 on: July 30, 2009, 07:25:07 AM »
David doodles diligently while drawing endless emoticons.
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« Reply #1049 on: July 30, 2009, 07:30:30 AM »
Willowtreewren wackily warbles to weary, wayward wombats.
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