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« Reply #1000 on: July 24, 2009, 07:26:15 AM »
David is a happy honking horn.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1001 on: July 24, 2009, 07:28:53 AM »
Des is a red rabbit's ragged, rustic, rabid, rambunctious regent.
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« Reply #1002 on: July 24, 2009, 07:31:43 AM »
David is a egotistical energetic egg.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1003 on: July 24, 2009, 07:35:36 AM »
Des is a yellow-bellied yelling, yowling, yapping yeoman.
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« Reply #1004 on: July 24, 2009, 07:37:51 AM »
David is a very venomous vietnamese vixen.

(I love this .... we should create a game like it hahaha)
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1005 on: July 24, 2009, 07:47:17 AM »
Des is a lavender, lazy, lackadaisical, lamebrained Lhasa Apso.
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« Reply #1006 on: July 24, 2009, 07:49:44 AM »
David is a carnivorus catalogue catholic catch.
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
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Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1007 on: July 24, 2009, 07:52:38 AM »
Des is a purple, pacifistic, passive, patriotic parakeet.
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« Reply #1008 on: July 24, 2009, 07:54:20 AM »
oh my!

David is a breakdancing ,bum-breaking, babbling bafoon.
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
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Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #1009 on: July 24, 2009, 01:06:42 PM »
Des hates ryhmes
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« Reply #1010 on: July 24, 2009, 02:22:38 PM »
Glitter gets her hand me downs from Elton John
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« Reply #1011 on: July 24, 2009, 06:48:57 PM »
Kim gets her clothes from Glitter.
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Lower arm AV Fistula created- March 2008
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« Reply #1012 on: July 24, 2009, 07:52:09 PM »
Jess21 thinks Elvis is her Dad
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« Reply #1013 on: July 24, 2009, 08:03:40 PM »
Glitter doesn't believe Elvis died in 1977.

Alternatively she believes that Jess is at least 32.

 :rofl;
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« Reply #1014 on: July 25, 2009, 04:39:03 AM »
Stoday thinks he is the love child of Elvis and Madonna.
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« Reply #1015 on: July 25, 2009, 11:14:21 AM »
David 13 needs to read slowly whenever he approaches a thick book. He says it helps him concentrate!
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #1016 on: July 25, 2009, 11:45:27 AM »
Kitkatz doesn't even know what a book is, let alone tuck Everlasting!  :clap;
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« Reply #1017 on: July 25, 2009, 01:14:21 PM »
Willowtreewren thinks reading for fun is strictly for nerds.
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« Reply #1018 on: July 25, 2009, 01:27:12 PM »

David13 has a very limited vocabulary.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
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« Reply #1019 on: July 25, 2009, 01:28:24 PM »
Okarol does not know where to look for news articles related to dialysis. 
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« Reply #1020 on: July 25, 2009, 08:52:30 PM »
David13 cannot use a computer!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1021 on: July 26, 2009, 05:53:38 AM »
Kitkatz -- named herself after the famous candy bar which she claims her great Uncle Garfield invented
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« Reply #1022 on: July 26, 2009, 05:55:52 AM »
Twirl named herself after after the famous dwarf named Fwirl, but unfortunately has trouble typing, so it came out Twirl.
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« Reply #1023 on: July 26, 2009, 05:57:15 AM »
fillow Free Fren
is engaged to Elmore Fudd -- they speak the same language
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« Reply #1024 on: July 26, 2009, 11:32:31 AM »
Twirl is eager to see if Luby's has a recipe for armadillo roadkill casserole.
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