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« Reply #100 on: May 13, 2007, 04:16:25 PM »

i don't think anyone is seriously asking about having sex while on dialysis, literally, that is,
but is more seriously asking about the possibilities of having sex as a dialysis patient.

that said, i suggested to my wife, after i started peritoneal dialysis, that we re-invent our musical duet, (Novak and Wilson) and go on a tour, calling it 'The Novak and Wilson Dialysis Tour.'
I could do an exchange while we played, i suggested, and it would raise awareness, be a novel and original experience for the audience, and keep us playing music, at least.

She hasn't gotten back to me on that one....yet... :popcorn;

But seriously, folks....heeheee :P

for me, the expansion of my belly since i began on peritoneal dialysis has been rather un-nerving...and, a little depressing, really. i guess i was a little (?) vain about my belly. i used to have a six-pack, now, i have a keg! i think the tube turns her off, too, so we just put sex on the back burner, i guess. sometimes, i get the old 'urge'- to tell the truth. but, i haven't really found viagra much help, and it does cost too much, with the income we've been reduced to surviving on.

i believe it would vary widely, from patient to patient, and it probably depends a lot on one's previous attitude towards sex and the importance of it in one's life.

i'm hoping that the night-time 'cycler' will change that aspect for me, somehow... but, time will tell, as it always does...

love

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« Reply #101 on: May 13, 2007, 04:37:12 PM »

i don't think anyone is seriously asking about having sex while on dialysis, literally, that is,
but is more seriously asking about the possibilities of having sex as a dialysis patient.

that said, i suggested to my wife, after i started peritoneal dialysis, that we re-invent our musical duet, (Novak and Wilson) and go on a tour, calling it 'The Novak and Wilson Dialysis Tour.'
I could do an exchange while we played, i suggested, and it would raise awareness, be a novel and original experience for the audience, and keep us playing music, at least.

She hasn't gotten back to me on that one....yet... :popcorn;

But seriously, folks....heeheee :P

for me, the expansion of my belly since i began on peritoneal dialysis has been rather un-nerving...and, a little depressing, really. i guess i was a little (?) vain about my belly. i used to have a six-pack, now, i have a keg! i think the tube turns her off, too, so we just put sex on the back burner, i guess. sometimes, i get the old 'urge'- to tell the truth. but, i haven't really found viagra much help, and it does cost too much, with the income we've been reduced to surviving on.

i believe it would vary widely, from patient to patient, and it probably depends a lot on one's previous attitude towards sex and the importance of it in one's life.

I'm hoping that the night-time 'cycler' will change that aspect for me, somehow... but, time will tell, as it always does...

love

~LL~

Light, there is no need to put sex on the back burner. Kathleen and I haven't slowed down at all and you shouldn't either. The heck with your six pack it's sex pack that counts. Get back on there and ride. ;D
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« Reply #102 on: May 13, 2007, 04:44:13 PM »

i don't think anyone is seriously asking about having sex while on dialysis, literally, that is,
but is more seriously asking about the possibilities of having sex as a dialysis patient.

that said, i suggested to my wife, after i started peritoneal dialysis, that we re-invent our musical duet, (Novak and Wilson) and go on a tour, calling it 'The Novak and Wilson Dialysis Tour.'
I could do an exchange while we played, i suggested, and it would raise awareness, be a novel and original experience for the audience, and keep us playing music, at least.

She hasn't gotten back to me on that one....yet... :popcorn;

But seriously, folks....heeheee :P

for me, the expansion of my belly since i began on peritoneal dialysis has been rather un-nerving...and, a little depressing, really. i guess i was a little (?) vain about my belly. i used to have a six-pack, now, i have a keg! i think the tube turns her off, too, so we just put sex on the back burner, i guess. sometimes, i get the old 'urge'- to tell the truth. but, i haven't really found viagra much help, and it does cost too much, with the income we've been reduced to surviving on.

i believe it would vary widely, from patient to patient, and it probably depends a lot on one's previous attitude towards sex and the importance of it in one's life.

I'm hoping that the night-time 'cycler' will change that aspect for me, somehow... but, time will tell, as it always does...

love

~LL~

Light, there is no need to put sex on the back burner. Kathleen and I haven't slowed down at all and you shouldn't either. The heck with your six pack it's sex pack that counts. Get back on there and ride. ;D

Mister your lucky its your Birthday...  :cuddle; Or else... :-X











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« Reply #103 on: May 13, 2007, 04:59:46 PM »

??? Happy Birthday, Gambler! :yahoo;:birthday; :yahoo;
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saddlin' up....

EEEEEHHAAAA!....  :yahoo;
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« Reply #104 on: May 13, 2007, 05:05:46 PM »

i don't think anyone is seriously asking about having sex while on dialysis, literally, that is,
but is more seriously asking about the possibilities of having sex as a dialysis patient.

that said, i suggested to my wife, after i started peritoneal dialysis, that we re-invent our musical duet, (Novak and Wilson) and go on a tour, calling it 'The Novak and Wilson Dialysis Tour.'
I could do an exchange while we played, i suggested, and it would raise awareness, be a novel and original experience for the audience, and keep us playing music, at least.

She hasn't gotten back to me on that one....yet... :popcorn;

But seriously, folks....heeheee :P

for me, the expansion of my belly since i began on peritoneal dialysis has been rather un-nerving...and, a little depressing, really. i guess i was a little (?) vain about my belly. i used to have a six-pack, now, i have a keg! i think the tube turns her off, too, so we just put sex on the back burner, i guess. sometimes, i get the old 'urge'- to tell the truth. but, i haven't really found viagra much help, and it does cost too much, with the income we've been reduced to surviving on.

i believe it would vary widely, from patient to patient, and it probably depends a lot on one's previous attitude towards sex and the importance of it in one's life.

I'm hoping that the night-time 'cycler' will change that aspect for me, somehow... but, time will tell, as it always does...

love

~LL~

Light, there is no need to put sex on the back burner. Kathleen and I haven't slowed down at all and you shouldn't either. The heck with your six pack it's sex pack that counts. Get back on there and ride. ;D

Mister your lucky its your Birthday...  :cuddle; Or else... :-X













I guess I should have asked before I posted. Sorry :-*
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« Reply #105 on: May 13, 2007, 05:10:07 PM »

i don't think anyone is seriously asking about having sex while on dialysis, literally, that is,
but is more seriously asking about the possibilities of having sex as a dialysis patient.

that said, i suggested to my wife, after i started peritoneal dialysis, that we re-invent our musical duet, (Novak and Wilson) and go on a tour, calling it 'The Novak and Wilson Dialysis Tour.'
I could do an exchange while we played, i suggested, and it would raise awareness, be a novel and original experience for the audience, and keep us playing music, at least.

She hasn't gotten back to me on that one....yet... :popcorn;

But seriously, folks....heeheee :P

for me, the expansion of my belly since i began on peritoneal dialysis has been rather un-nerving...and, a little depressing, really. i guess i was a little (?) vain about my belly. i used to have a six-pack, now, i have a keg! i think the tube turns her off, too, so we just put sex on the back burner, i guess. sometimes, i get the old 'urge'- to tell the truth. but, i haven't really found viagra much help, and it does cost too much, with the income we've been reduced to surviving on.

i believe it would vary widely, from patient to patient, and it probably depends a lot on one's previous attitude towards sex and the importance of it in one's life.

I'm hoping that the night-time 'cycler' will change that aspect for me, somehow... but, time will tell, as it always does...

love

~LL~

Light, there is no need to put sex on the back burner. Kathleen and I haven't slowed down at all and you shouldn't either. The heck with your six pack it's sex pack that counts. Get back on there and ride. ;D

Mister your lucky its your Birthday...  :cuddle; Or else... :-X













I guess I should have asked before I posted. Sorry :-*

right back at ya... :-* :-* :-*
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« Reply #106 on: May 13, 2007, 05:10:56 PM »


I guess I should have asked before I posted. Sorry :-*

Oooooh, someone's in trouble  :popcorn;
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« Reply #107 on: May 13, 2007, 05:11:58 PM »

Light Lizard here is the Birthday Thread for sending Birthday wishes    http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=2479.0



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« Reply #108 on: May 13, 2007, 05:13:35 PM »

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Bah?  that's it? Kathleen, Kathleen, Kathleen,  *shakes head*  you gave in too easily, girrrrl, you need to make him sweat a little more than that :P   >:D
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« Reply #109 on: May 13, 2007, 05:17:44 PM »

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Bah?  that's it? Kathleen, Kathleen, Kathleen,  *shakes head*  you gave in too easily, girrrrl, you need to make him sweat a little more than that :P   >:D

Now goofy she makes me sweat when and where it counts. I know when to walk the line. I think you ladies are ganging up on me. :bow;
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« Reply #110 on: May 13, 2007, 05:18:08 PM »

Now Kathleen everyday is lucky when I'm with you.  :yahoo;
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« Reply #111 on: May 13, 2007, 05:20:51 PM »

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Bah?  that's it? Kathleen, Kathleen, Kathleen,  *shakes head*  you gave in too easily, girrrrl, you need to make him sweat a little more than that :P   >:D

Now goofy she makes me sweat when and where it counts. I know when to walk the line. I think you ladies are ganging up on me. :bow;

What? Us? Gang up on you? The Gambler? Heavens noooooo :P 
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« Reply #112 on: May 13, 2007, 05:26:49 PM »

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Bah?  that's it? Kathleen, Kathleen, Kathleen,  *shakes head*  you gave in too easily, girrrrl, you need to make him sweat a little more than that :P   >:D

Now goofy she makes me sweat when and where it counts. I know when to walk the line. I think you ladies are ganging up on me. :bow;

What? Us? Gang up on you? The Gambler? Heavens noooooo :P 
What do you mean, Heavens noooooo, you and I both know that us poor guys are at your mercy. We know what the term "cut off" means. :angel;
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« Reply #113 on: May 13, 2007, 05:37:51 PM »

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Bah?  that's it? Kathleen, Kathleen, Kathleen,  *shakes head*  you gave in too easily, girrrrl, you need to make him sweat a little more than that :P   >:D

Now goofy she makes me sweat when and where it counts. I know when to walk the line. I think you ladies are ganging up on me. :bow;

What? Us? Gang up on you? The Gambler? Heavens noooooo :P 
What do you mean, Heavens noooooo, you and I both know that us poor guys are at your mercy. We know what the term "cut off" means. :angel;

And might i suggest that you dont ever forget it  8) 

Now what was this topic about again :P
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« Reply #114 on: May 13, 2007, 05:51:37 PM »

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Bah?  that's it? Kathleen, Kathleen, Kathleen,  *shakes head*  you gave in too easily, girrrrl, you need to make him sweat a little more than that :P   >:D

Now goofy she makes me sweat when and where it counts. I know when to walk the line. I think you ladies are ganging up on me. :bow;

What? Us? Gang up on you? The Gambler? Heavens noooooo :P 
What do you mean, Heavens noooooo, you and I both know that us poor guys are at your mercy. We know what the term "cut off" means. :angel;

And might i suggest that you dont ever forget it  8) 

Now what was this topic about again :P

You know we can't forget it as you keep reminding us. I didn't even know there was a topic. I'll ask Kathleen, she'll let me know and I'll get back to you. ;)
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« Reply #115 on: May 13, 2007, 05:58:34 PM »

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Bah?  that's it? Kathleen, Kathleen, Kathleen,  *shakes head*  you gave in too easily, girrrrl, you need to make him sweat a little more than that :P   >:D

Boy someone is pretty brave tonight... You go to introduction, then straight to the sex thread..... :popcorn;
Now goofy she makes me sweat when and where it counts. I know when to walk the line. I think you ladies are ganging up on me. :bow;

What? Us? Gang up on you? The Gambler? Heavens noooooo :P 
What do you mean, Heavens noooooo, you and I both know that us poor guys are at your mercy. We know what the term "cut off" means. :angel;

And might i suggest that you dont ever forget it  8) 

Now what was this topic about again :P

You know we can't forget it as you keep reminding us. I didn't even know there was a topic. I'll ask Kathleen, she'll let me know and I'll get back to you. ;)

Boy, somebody is really brave tonight. You go from introduction then hit the sex thread.. I guess we all know what your favorite subject is.. :popcorn;
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« Reply #116 on: May 13, 2007, 06:01:21 PM »

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right back at ya...

Bah?  that's it? Kathleen, Kathleen, Kathleen,  *shakes head*  you gave in too easily, girrrrl, you need to make him sweat a little more than that :P   >:D

Boy someone is pretty brave tonight... You go to introduction, then straight to the sex thread..... :popcorn;
Now goofy she makes me sweat when and where it counts. I know when to walk the line. I think you ladies are ganging up on me. :bow;

What? Us? Gang up on you? The Gambler? Heavens noooooo :P 
What do you mean, Heavens noooooo, you and I both know that us poor guys are at your mercy. We know what the term "cut off" means. :angel;

And might i suggest that you dont ever forget it  8) 

Now what was this topic about again :P

You know we can't forget it as you keep reminding us. I didn't even know there was a topic. I'll ask Kathleen, she'll let me know and I'll get back to you. ;)

Boy, somebody is really brave tonight. You go from introduction then hit the sex thread.. I guess we all know what your favorite subject is.. :popcorn;

Thats like the kettle calling the pot black. I want tell all these nice folks how you attack me all the time. >:D
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« Reply #117 on: May 13, 2007, 06:06:03 PM »

You  know we can't forget it as you keep reminding us. I didn't even know there was a topic. I'll ask Kathleen, she'll let me know and I'll get back to you. ;)

LMFFAO...Get used to us reminding you my friend, cuz it is neverending  8) >:D   And just in case Kathleen hasnt let you know, the topic was "sex while on dialysis"  :o  ::)  Woohoooo, so what'cha got to say (oops, i mean) what will Kathleen let you say about that huh? Mr. Gambler?  :P
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« Reply #118 on: May 13, 2007, 06:07:45 PM »

You  know we can't forget it as you keep reminding us. I didn't even know there was a topic. I'll ask Kathleen, she'll let me know and I'll get back to you. ;)

LMFFAO...Get used to us reminding you my friend, cuz it is neverending  8) >:D   And just in case Kathleen hasnt let you know, the topic was "sex while on dialysis"  :o  ::)  Woohoooo, so what'cha got to say (oops, i mean) what will Kathleen let you say about that huh? Mr. Gambler?  :P

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« Reply #119 on: May 13, 2007, 06:08:55 PM »


Thats like the kettle calling the pot black. I want tell all these nice folks how you attack me all the time. >:D

Yah, now what? Mr. Gambler? :P  :popcorn; lmao
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« Reply #120 on: May 13, 2007, 07:31:11 PM »

man, that gambler guy likes to play with an open hand, hey?

better wash the dishes tonite, bro. ;)
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« Reply #121 on: May 13, 2007, 07:48:16 PM »

You  know we can't forget it as you keep reminding us. I didn't even know there was a topic. I'll ask Kathleen, she'll let me know and I'll get back to you. ;)

LMFFAO...Get used to us reminding you my friend, cuz it is neverending  8) >:D   And just in case Kathleen hasnt let you know, the topic was "sex while on dialysis"  :o  ::)  Woohoooo, so what'cha got to say (oops, i mean) what will Kathleen let you say about that huh? Mr. Gambler?  :P

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Know when to walk away and know when to run.
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« Reply #122 on: May 13, 2007, 07:51:31 PM »

You  know we can't forget it as you keep reminding us. I didn't even know there was a topic. I'll ask Kathleen, she'll let me know and I'll get back to you. ;)

LMFFAO...Get used to us reminding you my friend, cuz it is neverending  8) >:D   And just in case Kathleen hasnt let you know, the topic was "sex while on dialysis"  :o  ::)  Woohoooo, so what'cha got to say (oops, i mean) what will Kathleen let you say about that huh? Mr. Gambler?  :P

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.

You also got to know how to listen to the wife and do as she says, thats for darn sure  8)  (i got your back Kathleen) ;)
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« Reply #123 on: May 13, 2007, 07:53:28 PM »

man, that gambler guy likes to play with an open hand, hey?

better wash the dishes tonite, bro. ;)

You have to play them the way they are dealt. No dishes for me * looking around* she knows what side her bread is buttered on.  >:D
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« Reply #124 on: May 13, 2007, 07:53:52 PM »

You  know we can't forget it as you keep reminding us. I didn't even know there was a topic. I'll ask Kathleen, she'll let me know and I'll get back to you. ;)

LMFFAO...Get used to us reminding you my friend, cuz it is neverending  8) >:D   And just in case Kathleen hasnt let you know, the topic was "sex while on dialysis"  :o  ::)  Woohoooo, so what'cha got to say (oops, i mean) what will Kathleen let you say about that huh? Mr. Gambler?  :P

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.

You also got to know how to listen to the wife and do as she says, thats for darn sure  8)  (i got your back Kathleen) ;)

thaxs sistah... ;D
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