Thank goodness walls DON'T talk. mine would go on...and on...and on
My house would worry about me and the naked chicken dance.
Mine would tell you about the "kitchen dance". Since Beth was a little girl, she and I have danced in the kitchen--complete with moves, turns, etc. Now, the grands know the kitchen dance! We may look silly, but we have a great time. Beth says we have to dance it at her wedding!