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« on: December 22, 2008, 04:13:12 PM »
This was passed to me by a relative. Just makes me glad I am one letter off, but also annoyed I had to point that out. :rant; So this holiday this relative can kiss my  :sir ken; Then I'll  :Kit n Stik;

Let the holiday idiots come out. :santahat;

http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-movies/20081222/People.Kirsten.Dunst/

LOS ANGELES — Kirsten Dunst has won a court's protection from a man who she says has recently trespassed at her home. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Richard E. Rico granted Dunst's request to order 25-year-old Christopher R. Smith to stay away from the actress, her personal assistant and any place they work. Dunst did not appear during Monday's court hearing. The request was granted without her attorney or witnesses having to make arguments. Smith did not attend the hearing and never responded to a temporary restraining order Dunst received in November. Dunst, who has appeared in three "Spider-Man" films, wrote last month that she was "quite frightened" of Smith. He was arrested by Dunst's assistant last month after trespassing at her house.
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 04:18:11 PM »
Help me out here Chris, I don't understand.  I am blonde so that's why OK.  You have the same last name as this guy, I'm assuming.  So your relative sends you this as a haha moment.   Or what?  What am I missing.
Please don't whack me.
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 04:32:11 PM »
Same first and last name. Middle name is way off. Plus I don't live in California which idiot relatives should have figured out.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 04:33:36 PM »
So Chris, it sounds like a joke to me.  I don't get why you're mad.  Remember, I'm blonde.
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New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 04:35:45 PM »
Not mad at you
But the idiot relatives I have is another story. These are the type of people who read the Star and believe it's all true.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 04:45:06 PM »
Ahh.  Do you have to spend any time with them?  Hope not since they clearly make you crazy.  Happy (or minimally acceptable anyway) holidays. :santahat; :snowman; :santahat;
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 04:57:54 PM »
Are you telling me that the Star isn't true? I miss Weekly World News and Batboy. He was always advising presidents. Call your relatives and tell them it was you and you need bail money. I think they leave you alone.  :bandance; I hope you know I am just trying to be funny.  :)
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 05:07:30 PM »
Well, I'm sure Christopher Smith is a very uncommon name...







 :sarcasm;
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 05:10:57 PM »
So you were the one I read about!  :sarcasm;
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 10:29:06 PM »
So Chris, how was your trip to LA? We'll be expecting photos, perhaps even some of cute little starlets for RichardMel and the others who might enjoy them. I didn't really find you particularly frightening when I met you...

 :-*

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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2008, 11:38:46 PM »
 :o Shocking! You sure didn't LOOK like a stalker!  :rofl;
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2008, 07:27:10 PM »
Quote from: okarol on December 22, 2008, 11:38:46 PM
:o Shocking! You sure didn't LOOK like a stalker!  :rofl;

...but don't feel bad Chris, everyone needs a hobby...  :bandance;
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« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2008, 07:38:24 PM »
I'll have to try to get my mug shot to post
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2008, 08:48:15 PM »
(Goes and checks to make sure her doors are locked)
 :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2009, 03:39:54 AM »
oh chris
if you are going to stalk a star wouldn't it be better to stalk one who is not in love with a spider
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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2009, 06:14:03 AM »
Quote from: twirl on January 11, 2009, 03:39:54 AM
oh chris
if you are going to stalk a star wouldn't it be better to stalk one who is not in love with a spider
Someone  older and worth more money would be a better choice. But I would want to know her health insurance plane, I gotta trade up :rofl; :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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