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« on: December 12, 2008, 04:43:23 AM »

I Live in Warren County NJ...

You know you live in Warren County if..

you believe there are more cows then people

when you come over the hill on asbury broadway road.. it smells like sh*t

you've been to Lake Marguerite

you've been to shades of death road if your really bored

you've drank in the woods... or at hawk pointe.... or at the cabin in fairway... or behind warren hills high school... or at the ski jump.. or at the cement factory.. or the junkyard

you've seen the washington theater open, then close, then open again

you know what a boro rat is

you live in the "white franklin"

your the only one at college who knows what quoits are

you know oxford still has kkk meetings

you think the abandoned boys camp near the roaring rock is an old insane asylum

your a member at Fairway Valley Golf Course

the panthers always used to beat the redskins

the only people who like pburg kids are pburg kids

you've been cow tipping

the FFA is the biggest club in your school

you have any idea what the warren grange is for

you remember that the chicken farm nearly burnt down

you boast that hot dog johnny's and toby's cup is in our county

your best high school sports team is the wrestling team

you remember what that lonestar cafe was

you stayed out mad late at medowbreeze park

you remember that hackettstown had a mall

the fire sound from balloons doesn't bother you because they always fly over your house in the summmer

you drive by the dunkin donuts in washington and you see 8 pick-up trucks

you regularly go to the key city diner or the washington diner

you went to the villa every wed and fri night

you go to the fireworks show at the middle school every year

every week you hear the siren from merril creek

you know why jenny jumped

you have watched or at least talked about the easton vs p-burg football game on thanksgiving

you know the good fireworks outlets in pa.

a traffic jam is almost always casued by a tractor

every other person you meet is a memeber of the rhinehart or sbriscia family

you've jumped off brainards bridge

you know what month of the summer you're in from how high the corn is

you've eaten at the Runway Cafe at the Blairstown airport

you remember when there used to be a Hess's in the pburg mall

when someone asks you about "the gap" you automatically assume they're talkin about the Delaware Water Gap not the the clothing store

the highlight of your summer is the demolition derby and wristband night at the farmer's fair

you're living next to a bunch of farms but everyone in school thinks they're living in the ghetto

you would rather drive a quad or dirtbike then a car

if you consider 57 a major highway


06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

Don't Knock on Death's door; Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that.

I'm not a complete Idiot -- some parts are missing.
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