I'm waiting for them to use "Inna Gatta Davita" as a slogan next!
In reading all the "crap" they gave me I ran across this:The name Davita means "he or she gives life" in Italian. This name captures the importance and beauty of what we do every day for you.
'Beauty?' Jamming large needles into frail people is beautiful? Man, what planet are they from?If they care so much about 'beauty', how about coming up with a dialysis unit interior that doesn't look like a damned prison? That's not just 'Duh Vita", that's every damned unit out there. How about leaving more than 12 inches between chairs? How about telling the nurses not to yell across the unit to each other while they're hooking you up? This is obviously some definition of 'beauty' I'm not aware of!
No, they aren't. That wonderful nurse did her job, it was the idiot patients that injected themselves with bleach. Shame on you for slamming that poor, caring, overworked nurse.
Couldn't they have thought of a better slogan? "He/She" it sounds like a transvestite is giving life. I am not the only one who thinks that either, I have spoken to Davita employees who think it's a retarded slogan too. Also what are they implying by saying "He/She gives life" do they mean kidney donors? or the employees? If they mean the employees they can bite me. A machine keeps me alive not some tech or nurse. Or if they mean donors what the hell does transplants have to do with Davita? There not giving life the donor is.