new flower and Aggie joke

[twirl]

this Aggie thing gets confusing
his roommate, Troy Jack, changes accents every time he talks to girls
he starts talking like he is from England
apparently he gets nervous and does not realize it
my son has to stop himself from laughing
this boy went (Troy) went to a private school that cost more per year than A&M
my son- product of two teachers and public education

[twirl]

105   2 a days start Sunday and today Bubba dropped a 45 pound weight on his big toe

[kitkatz]

OUCHIE!

[twirl]

every morning D or not I call Bubba to make sure he is up and not late to football practice
I call him at 5:30 am
he is "on his own" but he stiil needs us---- ( for money)
he calls his dad several time a day and they talk football

[kitkatz]

For you Twirl!

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  that is so cool
I can not wait to show my son
today is the first day for classes
 

[Deanne]

I guess those store owners either want to make sure they can re-use the wood for the next hurricane. 

[twirl]

he just spent 800.00 on books and he is only taking 12 hours
they want football players to take no more than 12 hours during the season
he is suiting out for the game on Saturday at 6pm
and I gave birth to him
I really did

[flip]

They need to put his pic and bio on the web page. It just gives the basic program stuff like name, number, etc.

[okarol]

Aggie joke:

An Aggie went in to see his advisor, who said, "I want you to take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asked the Aggie. "Well," said the professor, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a Weed-eater?" "Why, yes, I do," replied the Aggie. "OK," continued the professor, "logic tells me that you have a yard!" "Amazing," gushed the young rube. "And," continued the professor, "since you have a yard, logic tells me that you have a house." "I do! I do!" exclaimed the boy. "And," continued the professor, "if you have a house, you probably have a wife. And, since you have a wife, I conclude that you are a heterosexual." "Gaaaa-lee!" said the Aggie. "That logic is sump'n else!"

He goes outside, and his friend, Buck, asks him what classes he's going to take. "I'm gonna take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asks Buck. "OK," says the Aggie, "I'll give you an example: Do you own a weed-eater?" "Uh, no," relies Buck.

The Aggie pauses a bit and says, "You're QUEER, ain'tcha".

[twirl]

too
and I love sharing these with Bubba