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« on: December 16, 2007, 10:52:21 AM »
Once again (I think) I offer my politically correct greetings ;):-
TO all those to whom these presents may come, reasonable wishes are offered for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, winter solstice holiday, practised within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice any religion at all.
Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated perseveration of the calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, whose contributions have helped make our world great, without regard to the race, creed, colour, religious or sexual preferences, of the wishees.

Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It implies no promise by the wisher actually to implement any of the wishes for himself or others and accepts no responsibility for any unintended emotional or other stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit, or to those who fail to receive any of the benefits wished for them, or that they themselves wish for.

In this context, felicitations to all.
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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2007, 07:02:37 PM »
 :rofl;  :rofl;  :rofl;
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« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2007, 07:12:44 PM »
Baj you crack me up :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2007, 08:22:01 PM »
I wasn't sure how to respond... :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2007, 08:39:31 PM »
Quote from: Sluff on December 16, 2007, 08:22:01 PM
I wasn't sure how to respond... :rofl; :rofl;

 :rofl; ....me either, lol, duh  ::)
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2007, 06:05:03 PM »
uhhh,  merry christmas to you too?  i think that's what you're trying to say.  i could've mis-translated the message.  it's hard to read the politically correct language.    :santahat;  :christmastree;  :rudolph;  :snowman;
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 12:46:28 PM »
 :bump;

Here we go again!   Just change 2008 to 2009.
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2008, 03:37:43 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

AND a happy holy Christmas to you Bajanne.


Disclaimer:  If your name isn't bajanne then stop reading other people's mail.  Complaints about this blatantly Christian greeting may be sent to Mr. S. Claus, c/o The North Pole.
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2008, 05:03:18 PM »
 :o
WOW political correctness overload  :waiting; :stressed;
To all those who get offended and now preach political correctness overload, well  :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik;

Funny post I missed last year  :rofl; :rofl;
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