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« on: August 04, 2008, 11:47:28 PM »

Number 15 is for Patton:

20 Worthless but Interesting Facts

1. The strongest muscle in your body is your jaw muscle. Because exercise makes your muscles stronger, talking and chewing exercise you jaw muscle every day.

2. Flamingos stand on one leg and then the other because it helps conserve body heat and energy. It also allows each limb to keep dry and warm

3. The average person has around 125,000 hairs in their head (insert bald friend joke here). We lose 50 -75 hairs every day (insert joke about how bald friend's just don't grow back)

4. Ninety three percent of a watermelon is water. ie. a 10 pound watermelon has 9.3 pounds of water. I guess it's a pretty good name

5. Skin is the largest organ in your body (insert penis joke here). A man has 20 square feet of skin and a woman 17 square feet. Your skin flakes off every day. So much that it only takes one month for replace all your outer skin.

6. Italo Marcioni actually invented the ice cream cone in 1896 and received a patent for it.

7. Mohammed is the most common boy's name in the world

8. Love in tennis came from "l'oeuf" which was slang for zero in French. The English, who invented the modern version of tennis, pronounced it "luff" and it eventually evolved into
love

9. Every person that reaches the summit of Mt. Everest sets a new record for highest point every climbed because the mountain is continuously rising each day. Of course it is a very very small amount.

10."Dreamt" is the only word in the English Language that ends in "mt"

11. 25% of all your bones are in your feet

12. A kangaroo can't jump unless its tail is touching the ground

13. A person has to travel west to get from LA to Reno, NV.

14. On average 10 million people have the same birthday as you

15. An average of 100 people choke to death on a ballpoint pen each year

16. Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date

17. Al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones were once roommates

18. Almonds are members of the peach family

19. Antarctica is the only continent without any reptiles or snakes

20. Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up Scotty"
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2008, 02:32:56 AM »

after reading that I've decided to move to Antarctica and to stay away from ballpoint pens!
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2008, 03:46:20 AM »

after reading that I've decided to move to Australia right away, and also keep pens out of Pattons mouth (unbelieveable)...Boxman
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2008, 12:12:36 PM »

Here's another one for ya.  Did you know that if you head south from western Detroit, you'll hit Canada? -- oops.  That was supposed to be 'eastern' Detroit.  Head south from Eastern Detroit and you'll hit Canada.
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2008, 05:19:50 PM »

I wonder if Ang did the research for #16?
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2008, 05:21:14 PM »

I think Anartica has no cats either....
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2008, 06:25:02 PM »

OK, I need a map in front of me to understand LA to NV part. Unless your traveling around the world. I guess I better visit Austrailia  ;D :shy;
And I thought it was purple boas that Paton needed to stay away from  :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2008, 07:17:09 PM »


12. A kangaroo can't jump unless its tail is touching the ground


I must have noticed this at some point in my life, because I've often wondered if they use their tails to help them jump.
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2008, 07:18:14 PM »

Captain Kirk said "BEam Me UP Scotty" in Movie Four of the Star Trek series of movies.
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2008, 07:54:35 PM »

Then what the heck did he say in the show. I always thought he said that
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2008, 10:22:43 PM »


12. A kangaroo can't jump unless its tail is touching the ground


I must have noticed this at some point in my life, because I've often wondered if they use their tails to help them jump.

i actually knew that one....useless stuff rattling around in there.
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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2008, 10:25:19 PM »

#3. must be before marriage  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :sarcasm;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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