wow, Ive nearly converted someone. there are apparently lake monsters in lakes throughout the world, But Nessie is the greatest and most famous monster, actually their are a whole family of nessies, But having spoken with momma nessie myself she says "her and the family are considering moving house as the tourists get irritating and are far too nosey, keep taking pictures of her and the kids out swimming, darn papparazi photographers." "and now they are setting up burger stands and selling these tacky nessie dolls, look nothing like me",