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« on: July 27, 2006, 02:22:17 PM »
I looked around and didn't see this posted here already so here ya go.  I'm not sure where it came from, it was faxed to the clinic with some others I will post later.


Four Step Italian Diet - Guaranteed To Work
Step 1 - You walk pasta da bakery
Step 2 - You walk pasta da candy store
Step 3 - You walk pasta da ice cream shop
Step 4 - You walk pasta da refrigerator
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2006, 02:51:44 PM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2006, 04:47:49 PM »
You mix those all together and walk pasta anything that is good food!
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2006, 04:50:37 PM »
funny  :D
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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 05:01:33 PM »
:bump;
darn Hawkeye    I thought there was a new pasta diet.
                        I want to walk pasta dialysis.
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 05:58:48 PM »
 :rofl;
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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 11:37:34 PM »
My problem is that I use the see food diet. I see food. I eat it.
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2008, 08:24:31 PM »
Me too.  See food diet!
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