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« on: April 06, 2008, 09:21:46 PM »
Well?
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2008, 10:23:05 PM »
Do I like dialysis?
Well let me see.

Would I have dialysis in box
With a fox?
No, let me be.

Would I have it with a goat?
Would I have in a moat?
No let me be.


No I do not like this dialysis sh**
For me it just does not fit.
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2008, 10:30:59 PM »
Well, I like living, and dialysis is necessary for me to continue doing that, but as for dialysis itself, I think it SUCKS BIG SLIMY DONKEY BALLS!

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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2008, 10:40:03 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on April 06, 2008, 10:23:05 PM
Do I like dialysis?
Well let me see.

Would I have dialysis in box
With a fox?
No, let me be.

Would I have it with a goat?
Would I have in a moat?
No let me be.


No I do not like dialysis. It does not fit me!





Kit has wit.
Adam has a fit.
None of us like it, damn it!

I do love the good Doctor!
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 04:21:45 AM »
Quote from: Adam_W on April 06, 2008, 10:30:59 PM
Well, I like living, and dialysis is necessary for me to continue doing that, but as for dialysis itself, I think it SUCKS BIG SLIMY DONKEY BALLS!

Adam

No, c'mon Adam. Tell us how you REALLY feel.

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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 04:46:37 AM »
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gotta do what I gotta do.. 2 yrs in ctr hemo
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 05:26:51 AM »
I vote no. I'm on pd, so it's not as bad as hemo, but still..I'm stuck to a machine for 10 hours every night. Think that's fun? Heck no!!

That and the fatigue and the resulting ailments that come with ESRD. What's fun about that????

Anyone who says dialysis is fun needs to be taken out back and shot, and buried. With no formalities. Maybe a quick
dump in the pond.
 :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik;

Finally!! I got to use the big stick!!!
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 11:08:02 PM »
One word for dialysis: Sucko!
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

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