It's so cold...

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Awright, I got the Chicken with the Cap On, but the brass monkey looking for a welding kit??? 

In the UK there's a saying that 'I'ts cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey' Balls being the slang for testicles.

[Sluff]

Must be a Chrysler new yorker. That car doesn't know the difference between a door or a jar. False advertising.

[petey]

Awright, I got the Chicken with the Cap On, but the brass monkey looking for a welding kit??? 

In the UK there's a saying that 'I'ts cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey' Balls being the slang for testicles.

Makes more sense when you explain it that way, Ken.  Thanks! (get it, Oswald?)

[aharris2]

In the UK there's a saying that 'I'ts cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey' Balls being the slang for testicles.

Ken, you're the best! I just love expanding my cultural horizons.

Alene

[okarol]

It's so cold ... even teenagers are wearing hats and jackets.

[jbeany]

...with a persistent  Bing,  Bing! to warn me that the door was ajar.   

It's not a door, it's ajar!

(I know, stupid...okay Ro, this is alene writing, I'll take responsibility)

Could have been worse, I suppose.  We borrowed a luxury sedan for a trip once - and the darn thing didn't just Bing  , it talked.  Better the binging than a voice over!  "The door is ajar.  The door is ajar."  How very Zen!

[okarol]

Could have been worse, I suppose.  We borrowed a luxury sedan for a trip once - and the darn thing didn't just Bing  , it talked.  Better the binging than a voice over!  "The door is ajar.  The door is ajar."  How very Zen!

That reminded me of this skit from mad TV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfQCje-aUck