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Deanne
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« on: December 20, 2007, 08:45:02 AM »



SCHIZOPHRENIA--Do You Hear What I Hear?

AMNESIA--I Don't Remember If I'll Be Home for Christmas

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER--We Three Queens Disoriented Are

MANIC--Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and Fire Hydrants, and...

PARANOID--Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER--Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

HISTRIONIC PERSONALITY DISORDER--You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna
Cry; I'm Gonna Pout! Maybe I'll tell you why.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER--Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

AGORAPHOBIA--I Heard The Bells on Christmas Day, But Wouldn't Leave
My House

DEMENTIA--Walking in a Winter Wonderland--Miles from My House in My
Slippers and Robe

OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER--I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus-so I
Burned Down the House

SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER--Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,
While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER--We Wish You...Hey Look!!! It's Snowing!!!
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1972: Diagnosed with "chronic kidney disease" (no specific diagnosis)
1994: Diagnosed with FSGS
September 2011: On transplant list with 15 - 20% function
September 2013: ~7% function. Started PD dialysis
February 11, 2014: Transplant from deceased donor. Creatinine 0.57 on 2/13/2014
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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2007, 09:15:25 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2007, 09:36:50 AM »
 :yahoo; :yahoo; :yahoo; :yahoo;

These are so funny , The whole ward is looking for you.
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Diabetes 1976
Eye issues 1987
Kidney Failure 1997
CAPD 1997 , Stopped 1997 due to infections evey 28 days
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Wife and I had son in 2001 , by donor for my part (Stopping the illness train)
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Soft kitty, warm kitty,
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2007, 11:37:38 AM »
Thanks, Deanne! These are funny!
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2007, 01:10:31 PM »
SCHIZOPHRENIA. and so am I.  :rofl;
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