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« on: December 01, 2007, 09:18:35 AM »
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a
sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you
shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a
substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make
it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is
located among millions and millions of cows in America
but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of
illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
of Immigration.

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow."
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2007, 09:54:58 AM »
Very well said  :clap;
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gotta do what I gotta do.. 2 yrs in ctr hemo
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2007, 02:04:21 PM »
May I have my sandwich now, please?
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2007, 04:18:59 PM »
You had me cracking up on these Sheila! :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Diagnosed with FSGS in1990.
Started hemodialysis in April 2006.
Received a new kidney from my sister on Dec. 5, 2006.
Transplant rejection in March, 2009
Approved for second transplant in May 2009
Sister-in-law approved as donor in Dec 2009
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2007, 04:48:38 PM »
:rofl;   :rofl;   :rofl;   :rofl;

i haven't laughed so hard in ages.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2007, 04:51:37 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2007, 03:23:09 PM »
Quote from: SheilaW on December 01, 2007, 09:18:35 AM
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you
shove them down the stairs.

 :rofl;  :2thumbsup;  :rofl;
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I received a 6 out of 6 antigen match transplant on January 9, 2008. Third transplant, first time on The List.
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2007, 03:31:55 PM »
Can I email this to friends.  :rofl;
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