This message is for Jamar only...for when he's older...
Jamar...see that ladies picture above me? Yeah, the pretty one with the big smile? Well I'm here to tell you, and you can trust me, that yes, that is a big bag of pee she's holding. Someday you'll undestand why, but just take this advice...this is not an appropriate show & tell item for class...take a rock or a cricket or something...you'll discover that it's only a very select group of special people who get that giddy over a big bag of pee.
Some advice from a future friend......