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« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2018, 03:14:00 AM »


Girl problems.

I am SOOOOO glad that I am a 'Guy' as I can grab whatever bar of soap is in the shower and scrub away.

What bothers me is when there isn't a bar in there.  Then I am forced to grab one of her 'fruity' bottles.  I smell funny most of the day.

My dog looks at me funny.
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« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2018, 08:32:23 AM »

Charlie, having a bottle of fragrant and indulgent shower gel at hand is hardly a "problem".  :rofl;

I am perfectly happy to grab any old bar of soap and scrub away.  In my household, it is actually my husband who has a wide variety of bath products, all in stonking great bottles.  He takes this oversized collection of toiletries whenever we travel.  He's not happy with hotel soap and shampoo.  Noooo.....he has to have his own foamy/fragranced/scrbby stuff.  Last year he made the incredibly silly mistake of putting them into his carry on bag for a flight to CA, and of course he was stopped at security and had to be searched.  I don't know WHAT he was thinking.

Many years ago, I worked in a major department store's cosmetics and fragrance department, most often for Clinique.  The company held training sessions each year, and there we learned that they were bringing out a men's line.  We also learned that all of the potions and lotions were EXACTLY THE SAME as those marketed to women.  The only difference was in the packaging.  The bottles were grey and stated on the label that they were "Clinique For Men". 

PrimeTimer,  try to remember that if you treat yourself well, you will be in a much better mindset in which you can treat your husband well and with a lighter, happier heart.  You BOTH benefit when you have your luxurious catcuddle and indulgent shower!


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"Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think?  I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but instead you always get a chicken.  Or a duck.  Or whatever they're programmed to be.  You never get anything interesting, like regret, or the middle of last week."
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« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2018, 03:59:06 PM »



Only difference was the packaging.

That cracks me up.

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« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2018, 07:26:20 AM »

Best poem I've ever heard.
My vote is for the bubbles and the rubber ducky.

Repeat after me.


Rubber Ducky you're the one.
You make my bath time so much fun.
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you.
Do do Be Do

Repeat as many times as necessary till you feel better.
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« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2018, 09:02:57 AM »

A study just came out showing that the interior of rubber duckies is a breeding ground for bacteria.    Yeah, I know it's only obliquely related.
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« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2018, 07:30:46 PM »


No problem, just give the ducky a bleach enema.  Or grab one of my larger bore syringes, not the insulin little ones, and give him/her/it a shot of bleach once in a while.  Should keep it clean and clear for months.
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That's another fine TARDIS you got me into Stanley

« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2018, 04:09:20 AM »

A study just came out showing that the interior of rubber duckies is a breeding ground for bacteria.

When I heard that mentioned on the news, my first though was that I come from a generation where every kid had a bath toy. Plastic ducks were cheap, so even poor kids had one. So how come the entire human race did not become extinct in a generation due to rubber duck related diseases?
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Whoever said "God does not make mistakes" has obviously never seen the complete bog up he made of my kidneys!
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« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2018, 04:43:20 AM »


It like those of us growing up in past generations were EXPOSED to more things, thus building up our immune systems to withstand much much more than the kids  today that constantly stay indoors playing with their phones and video games.  Seems they get sick from the slightest things.
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