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« on: March 18, 2016, 08:38:53 AM »
Two Ministers were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self righteously. "Did you?"
"I don't know," said the other. "What was her maiden name?"
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2016, 07:58:41 PM »


This morning on the local news, they made an announcement, actually had a video of on of the roving reporters having an awkward moment as example of today being Natinal Awkward Moment Day.


I've had more than a few.

None that I care to share.
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2016, 04:37:32 AM »
My favorite awkward moment joke.
 First guest: Only loose women and football players graduated from that University.
 Second guest: My wife is a graduate of that institution.
 First guest: What position did she play?
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