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« on: May 17, 2015, 06:54:35 AM »

This elderly couple was in the doctor's office.  The doctor told the old guy, "I will need a stool sample, urine sample and a semen sample before we get started". 

The old guy looks at his wife and says "What Did He Say"??

The wife says "He needs your underwear"!

               :rofl;
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2015, 06:10:37 AM »
Quote from: Rerun on May 17, 2015, 06:54:35 AM

This elderly couple was in the doctor's office.  The doctor told the old guy, "I will need a stool sample, urine sample and a semen sample before we get started". 

The old guy looks at his wife and says "What Did He Say"??

The wife says "He needs your underwear"!

               :rofl;
Sometimes I'm so slow on the draw that I want to :banghead; and than I say 'sheesh  ??? ' and :Kit n Stik; , and then it all registers ::)

HA  HA  HA that is funny.
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2015, 06:53:38 AM »
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