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Gerald Lively
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« on: October 20, 2014, 11:59:50 AM »

Hi!  I am the long lost son from a previous "I Hate Dialysis" convention.  They tell me it was a real orgy.  Having been adopted by this group, I am free to go nowhere.  Worse, I haven't been potty trained. They put out a little box filled with sand for me.  Mama Rerun will punish me for posting here.  That's why I hide behind my alias, Kootie J.  No I didn't hack into this place even though you are all a captive audience.  Been there, done that. 
If you need any professional advice, don't call me, but I'm good for unprofessional advice on any subject.  That's what my diploma says, the one I got for $35 bucks from Universal Life.  Oops, here comes that lady with four (count 'em) needles.  Help, help, she's gonna stick me!!  Help aaaaaaaah Heck.   
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Hodgkin's Lymphoma - 1993
Prostate Cancer - 1994
Gall Bladder - 1995
Prostate Cancer return - 2000
Radiated Prostate 
Cataract Surgery 2010
Hodgkin's Lymphoma return - 2011 - Chemo
Renal Failure - 2011
Renal Function returned after eight months of dialysis - 2012
Hodgkin's Lymphoma returned 2012 - Lifetime Chemo


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have their roots in human needs.

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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2014, 08:43:38 AM »

Hi Gerald.

               :waiting;
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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2014, 11:01:33 AM »

Yes, Hi there Gerald.
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2014, 12:30:09 PM »

Hi Gerald....

Welcome to the asylum!... LOL!!!!....

Glad to see someone else's sense of humour's almost as warped as mine!....

Darth... Moderator...
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Cared for my late mum, Elsie who had Kidney Failure... Darling mum died on July 15th 2014... May her gentle soul rest in peace....
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