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« on: June 30, 2014, 11:22:53 AM »
Trying to turn lemons into lemonade here.
I sent RFQs (Request for quotes) out to the major Aluminum suppliers to see if I can make a deal to sell the aluminum in my body.
They would have to remove it themselves of course, but I'm thinking it's a win-win situation.....
 :sarcasm;
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ESRD Summer 2011
Started using NxStage September, 2011
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else"--Will Rogers

Alcoa and Reynolds are in a bidding war to buy my serum Aluminum.
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2014, 11:25:40 AM »


         :rofl;
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I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

1983 high proteinloss in urine, chemo, stroke,coma, dialysis
1984 double nephrectomy
1985 transplant from dad
1998 lost dads kidney, start PD
2003 peritineum burst, back to hemo
2012 start Nxstage home hemo
2020 start Gambro AK96

       still on waitinglist, still ok I think
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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2014, 01:27:22 AM »
Quote from: Dannyboy on June 30, 2014, 11:22:53 AM
Trying to turn lemons into lemonade here.
I sent RFQs (Request for quotes) out to the major Aluminum suppliers to see if I can make a deal to sell the aluminum in my body.
They would have to remove it themselves of course, but I'm thinking it's a win-win situation.....
 :sarcasm;
At some point, we all find out just how precious we really are. Stay away from smelt plants. Just please...you don't want a meltdown.
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Husband had ESRD with Type I Diabetes -Insulin Dependent.
I was his care-partner for home hemodialysis using Nxstage December 2013-July 2016.
He went back to doing in-center July 2016.
After more than 150 days of being hospitalized with complications from Diabetes, my beloved husband's heart stopped and he passed away 06-08-21. He was only 63.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2015, 07:32:24 PM »

Did anyone catch the news article on some company reclaiming gold from people poop?

I think I'll pass on that one.
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2015, 12:51:56 AM »
 :rofl;    Toooooo much!!!
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