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« on: November 04, 2012, 11:16:14 AM »
Dialysis; n., a process which compensates for lost kidney function in spite of which patients remain alive.
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2012, 11:20:18 AM »
Darn, I should have Previewed before posting.   I like this version better.


Dialysis; n., a prodcedure that compensates for lost kidney function and in spite of which patients defiantly continue to survive.

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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2012, 12:44:52 PM »
it's an unholy union between man and machine which compensates for the loss of kidney function, keeping the patient alive, but not necessarily living
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