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A glass of wine!
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billybags
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A glass of wine!
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August 15, 2011, 05:58:22 AM »
You all know I like a glass of wine. I thought this was funny.
A glass of wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poo,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hit..
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service .
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boswife
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us and fam easter 2013
Re: A glass of wine!
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August 15, 2011, 12:11:59 PM »
that's funny............. but whats sad is its true huh..lol at least to a point that is
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im a california wife and cargiver to my hubby
He started dialysis April 09
We thank God for every day we are blessed to have together.
november 2010, patiently (ha!) waiting our turn for NxStage training
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Re: A glass of wine!
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August 24, 2011, 09:12:37 PM »
I had to copy that.. *G*
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Re: A glass of wine!
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August 25, 2011, 12:27:37 AM »
GOOD ONE!!!
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One day at a time, thats all I can do.
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