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Stoday
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« on: October 28, 2010, 05:59:59 AM »
OK, a new thread — What do you say to the person who fails to stick your fistula right, has another go and fails again - and maybe even again? I'll start it off:

Aaaahhhhg!
You've missed your vocation — you should have been a road repairer.

Aaaahhhhg!
Were you once a pneumatic hammer operator?

Aaaahhhhg!
Are you German? I guess old habits die hard.

OK, your turn now...
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Diagnosed stage 3 CKD May 2003
AV fistula placed June 2009
Started hemo July 2010
Heart Attacks June 2005; October 2010; July 2011
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2010, 08:08:20 AM »
Aaaahhhhg!
Were you a carpenter and you miss using a hammer and nail?
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2010, 08:29:08 AM »
Aaahhhhg!
Im not a VooDoo doll
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Satisfaction brought it back

Operation for PD placement 7-14-09
Training for cycler 7-28-09

Started home dialysis using Baxter homechoice
8-7-09
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2010, 11:50:04 PM »
Aaaaahhhhg!

Sod off!!
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2010, 12:40:53 AM »
Shall I try and stick you now.......
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Please note: I am no expert. Advise given is not medical advise but from my own experience or research. Or just a feeling...

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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
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Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2010, 09:51:41 AM »
Aaaahhhg!
were you an upholsterer...you think we are a piece of furniture
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2010, 04:59:34 PM »
aaaghh!
Careful there I am not a pin cushion!
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2011, 03:00:52 PM »
AAAAHHHH!
Nurse: I'm sorry, did that hurt you?
My usual responses: No, I always scream when someone puts a needle in my arm!
                            It didn't tickle!
                           DUH, YES IT HURTS!
                           I wouldn't be screaming if it didn't now, would I?
                           :Kit n Stik; Does this hurt?!
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2011, 03:20:57 PM »
Aaaahhhhg!
Strike three...your outta here!
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Might as well smile
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2011, 03:22:18 PM »
Easy peasy this one.....Give me that needle, I'm doing it myself from here on out!!!!
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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