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« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2007, 10:42:53 PM »

I danced with a gangster because I'm a Ninja.
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« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2007, 01:15:44 PM »

I dry humped my science teacher because I'm cool like that.

Sorry Mr. Gottschalk, all the cool kids were doing it.   :o  :lol;
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« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2007, 03:26:34 PM »

I ran over a monster because I'm sexy and do what I want.  lol
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« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2007, 06:34:29 PM »

I did the Macarena with your Mom because I'm not a homosexual.  (Not that there's anything wrong with that)
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« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2007, 06:56:51 PM »

OH HELL NO!!  My hubby dry humped his best friends boyfriend because he is cool like that...  First of all, what the hell is his "best friend" doing being a girl? who the hell is she?

Goofy, calm down!!! This is the next millennium, who says that this means your hubby's best friend is a girl? "She" may be a "he" (not that there's anything wrong with that!)  ;)
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« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2007, 10:26:50 PM »

I choked on an iPod because I'm sexy and I do what I want.   ....IDK how that's sexy, but okay... lol

As for my fiance: He danced with a pickle because he can't control himself.   :D
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« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2007, 08:18:18 AM »

I choked on your Mom because I'm cool.
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« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2007, 12:56:05 PM »

I did the Macarena with a Mexican because the Voices told me to.

Who knew? -  I thought it was all a dream!
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« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2007, 12:58:29 PM »

I yelled at a pickle because I was drunk.

Sounds like a good reason to yell at a pickle. . .
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« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2007, 06:02:06 PM »

OH HELL NO!!  My hubby dry humped his best friends boyfriend because he is cool like that...  First of all, what the hell is his "best friend" doing being a girl? who the hell is she?

Goofy, calm down!!! This is the next millennium, who says that this means your hubby's best friend is a girl? "She" may be a "he" (not that there's anything wrong with that!)  ;)

Well now hey, you just may have something there my friend, hmmmm, if that was the case then i can be cool with that ;) ;)  oh yeah, i surrrrre can :P :P
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« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2007, 08:13:06 PM »

I yelled at my cell phone because I'm sexy & do what I want.

Yada Yada Yada
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