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kidneysblowingchunks
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Be alert! The world needs more lerts!
« on: December 27, 2010, 01:03:34 AM »
you go onto the scale before dialysis? :lol;

One day last week, they were out of note pads by the scale. When I asked for one, I was offered a choice. Pad 1 was a pink Post-it pad. The other one was a pad from Tidewell Hospice. When asked what my choice was, I said"It depends who has me today".
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On in-center Dialysis since 10-19-09
Fistula in use since 3/1/10
I hate it when they set the profile on the dialyzer to "Beef Jerky"!
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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2010, 02:03:38 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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As I was coming out the Nephrologist office, I thought the sky was falling.
Knew I was going on dialysis since November 1999.
Had a fistula put in January 2000.
Been on 4-1/2 hour dialysis since August 28, 2001. (They took out 35Kg that single week)

Maria hasbeen on hemodualysis since January, 2005
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2010, 02:52:05 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

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Hee Hee!!!!!.... I LOVE dark humour!!!!!!.....

Love...

Darth...
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Cared for my late mum, Elsie who had Kidney Failure... Darling mum died on July 15th 2014... May her gentle soul rest in peace....
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