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« on: August 05, 2010, 02:36:25 PM »

So, this Morning, I had to take My Husband to Dialysis at Six A.M. as He was not feeling well enough to take Himself, not a Problem, except, there is no Six A.M. on My Internal Clock. I Stumbled out of Bed, with Ten Minutes, to spare, threw on a Pair of Shorts and went to the Closet, for His Portable Oxygen Cart. I reached in, grabbed a Handle and Wheeled it in front of Him and took off to the Bathroom. Halfway, down the Hall, He said, " Hey, Hey " I turned around and looked. I had grabbed the Upright Vacuum Cleaner and put it in front of Him.

I don't think, I'm cut out, for this Caregiver Role. :urcrazy;
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2010, 02:54:34 PM »
 :rofl; At least you've still got your sense of humor!  :clap;
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2010, 02:59:53 PM »
Well did he vacuum the floor while waiting for you to pee?   :rofl;
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caregiver to husband Frank

bladder cancer 1994
renal failure April 2009 due to blocked right ureter. Left kidney 20% function
November 18 2009 surgery to remove right ureter.
April 3, 2010 removal bladder, prostrate, left kidney.
June 11, 2010 started Hemo @ hospital
July 2, 2010 Embolized right Kidney due to hemoraging of tumor
September 11, 2010 RIP my love
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2010, 03:16:49 PM »
 :rofl;

I shouldn't laugh - I left the house in fuzzy slippers at the crack of dawn once.  Thankfully, I didn't get off the porch before I noticed!
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2010, 07:24:36 PM »
The vacuum???? Sleepy girl!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2010, 07:44:20 PM »
You made me laugh!!    You do have a hard job.  Thanks for being there.   :cuddle;
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2010, 10:34:18 PM »
well one blows air, the other sucks it.. it's an easy mistake to make - anyone could have!!!!  :rofl;

Thanks for sharing! That's fun!
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3/1993: Diagnosed with Kidney Failure (FSGS)
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27/11/2010: Cadaveric kidney transplant from my wonderful donor!!! "Danny" currently settling in and working better every day!!! :)

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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2010, 11:57:59 PM »
Hey, as long as you dont try to vacuum the floor with his oxygen machine, you are doing okay,  :rofl;  :rofl;
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2010, 06:47:29 PM »
Thanks for the smile you gave me!
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