Good Advice

[Rerun]

Never take a sleeping pill and Ex-lax on the same night

Don't ever try to wash your feet off in the ocean and put your shoes back on

If you have Diarrhea, don't assume you have gas 

In California, don't ever think an eighth of a tank of gas will get you home   

Always put stickies on you sliding glass door 

Don't unplug your mixer with wet hands 

                           WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED IN LIFE..... FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THESE

[kevno]

Try to get on the unit without Rachel seeing you!

Go to the unit that little bit later, so you get on straight away no waiting, a longer stay in bed!

Make sure the nurse who puts you on does not have a nervous twitch.

Make sure the nurse uses lidocaine and not a sickness drug to numb the spot! (that as happened to me!)

When taking your temp make sure the nurse presses the scan button.  Not the reject button (Had the plastic thing stuck in my ear!)

When a nurse hits a wasp with your notes, make sure she as killed it.  So ten minutes later you don't jump out of your chair, when the wasp is crawling up your arm!  Like I did, I hate Wasps!

 

Don't Worry, Be Happy!


Kevno

[Black]

OMG, I really was laughing out loud!!

I've learned it's hard to see where you're going when you have to watch where you're stepping.


    (and that doesn't just apply to dog walking)