Woman shaved private parts while driving: police... WHAT??

[okarol]

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Woman shaved private parts while driving: police
Charged after car crash

By QMI Agency

Last Updated: March 9, 2010 12:36pm

Don't text while you drive. Don't shave while you drive. And definitely don't shave your privates while you drive. That's the lesson learned by a Florida woman who was charged in a crash that police say happened because she was giving herself a bikini trim while driving.

According to the Florida Highway Patrol, the 37-year-old woman was rushing to meet her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit.

Police say her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat so the woman driver could finish shaving.

That's when her car slammed into the back of a pickup. Two people in the pickup suffered minor injuries. The woman and her ex in the car were uninjured.

"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it,” Trooper Gary Dunick told the local newspaper, The Citizen.

Police told the newspaper the woman had been convicted of drunk driving the day before and she had her license suspended and her car was ordered impounded.

She was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.

[galvo]

I can think of so many things to say. But I won't say 'em.

[kitkatz]

Police told the newspaper the woman had been convicted of drunk driving the day before and she had her license suspended and her car was ordered impounded.

She was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.



WHAT!!!!!

[RichardMEL]

What I find bizarre is.... she was driving WITH HER EX-HUSBAND (who held the wheel so she could shave) to GO SEE HER BOYFRIEND.

Was Jerry Springer in the back seat?

"Bad boys bad boys.. what ya gonna do when they come for you...."

 

[Jean]

Good Grief, I hope it was an electric razor, not a straight edge!!!!!

[monrein]

We were talking about this story at the gym yesterday, well cracking up more than talking really.  The whole thing is incredible but like you Richard, it was the ex-husband and the boyfriend part that slayed me.
What a world.

[Rerun]

Yeah, the whole ex-husband in the back seat is bizarre.

               

[okarol]

Hahahah! He was in the passenger seat when he took the wheel, but obviously his eyes weren't on the road. 

[Mizar]

I would Love, to see, what the Officer, wrote on the Report. Is there a " Police Code " for this?

[Stoday]

I've never had a shaven girl friend. Is it something peculiar to USA women or is it my age?

[Chris]

So was there a video cameera found or damaged in the accident? That's what comes to mind with ex, wife, boyfriend, and Jerry Springer

[hotnspicyazgirl]

sometimes a girls just gotta shave! lol
too funny.

[Sluff]

Very sad story.  It just bothers me when I read something like this. All she would of had to do is ask for my help and I would have shaved her while she drove thus preventing such a debacle.  When will you ladies learn...tsk...tsk...   

[galvo]

You are a true gentleman, Sluff!

[RichardMEL]

I will leave that job to Sluff. Nobody should trust me with ANYTHING like that with my eyesight....

[glitter]

Very sad story.  It just bothers me when I read something like this. All she would of had to do is ask for my help and I would have shaved her while she drove thus preventing such a debacle.  When will you ladies learn...tsk...tsk...   

Oh my goodness!! You just made my belly hurt from laughing so hard!!   

[Wenchie58]

  There are no words! 

[Chris]

I'm thinking that there must be a top 10 jokes on this one.

[Stoday]

This got reported in today's UK Sunday newspapers.

Rather more delicatly put than okarol's headline, as "trimming her bikni line"

[okarol]

LOL not actually my headline... I just copy them   it's amazing how far a story like that will go...